Who here can find the biggest freakin ants

Katydid?
I've seen a few too

 

Yeah katydid. Loud motherfuckers in the woods in the summertime.

 

I saw an ant farm on Amazon, but it was for kids, you know, the generic type. And I though ok, they sell those weak ass ants, right? What if you could get some “killing motherfuckers wholesale” type ants, that could eat a chicken if you dropped it into the terrarium? An adult version. Las Vegas landscape. Bones and beaks and shit laying around

 

I'm in.

If you want "killing motherfuckers wholesale" type ants, definitely look towards South American ants because they chop down trees and Australian ants because everything Australian will kill you.

 

Whose body are you trying to hide?

 

Right. But there’s gotta be a middle ground. Because those Aussie ones are 500 bills

 

EACH?

 

Maybe it’s not ants that you need. Carrion beetles will eat a whole chicken thrown in terrarium.

 

Pig farm.

 

This sounds illegal but I'm no ant law expert.

 

Yeah for a queen

 

Yeah but they’re largely just so lazy. It’s fun to watch ants because they’re so damn industrious. You put 30 ants in a box full of dirt and the next day they’ll have 30 ft of tunnels built, 2 Walmart’s and a Dunkin. It’s impressive.

 

How dare you.

 

I wish I could help but my expertise is in bird law.

 

GD

 

People buy bugs all the time. Look at this fucking beast.

 

Of course he's Australian.

 

Apparently it's a PITA to import ants.

Yes, I'm actually looking.

 

Its because they are a invasive species....