Parking your truck at work

at work my boss called me in to the office said we need to talk about how I parked my truck.
Hey said I might be going little too far with parking.
I let them know that I parked away from everybody.
Hey says what he meant was the cones I said you said seeing on taco Tuesday.

 

I have been dinged twice at work and I park away from everybody.... Maybe someone just hates me or the truck, yeah must be the truck

 

I park any vehicle I'm driving always in the farthest back 40 of any parking lot !!! . I get two benefits from this , one is piece of mind no one will park near it and the other benefit is added cardio exercise from walking

I laugh everytime I see able body people trying to find the closest parking spots, they're friggin lazy !!!

 

Best defense for door dings.
Sliders.
Work great. I just laugh at them.

 

Im currently fighting someone over insurance right now at work because they parked less than a foot away and scratched my door.

An ideal solution. But I am not a fan of the look of sliders.

 

tell your boss to pull the cone out of his taco

 

The cones are a little extreme


But kind of funny

 

LOL !!

I'm a disabled vet with a bad leg and I still laugh at able bodied people needing the closest parking spot !!

 

Nice. Might be a little overboard .Here's what an 18 year old did on his 2nd of work to my truck. He was in a Toro work cart. Scary to think he drives a real motor vehicle on busy roads.

 

Thanks for the idea, I'm gonna go buy some cones right now!!!

 

See this all the time at the gym. People trying to park as close to the door as they can, only to go in and walk or run on a treadmill.

 

Voted YES, but you need bigger cones with flashing lights!

 

personally, i would back into the spot on your driver side, super close, and run over the cones.

 

you should move up to construction barrels

 

tough & scary guy

 

Get a company vehicle, it has worked out for me!

 

I would just buy the house across the street and walk.

 

them maybe i would take a piss on you window.

 

I’m the only one at my company so I guess parking is a non issue

 

I know the OP is just having fun with this thread, but permit me a war story...

Many years back, I bought my wife a brand new Mercedes ML320 which she was incredibly proud of. She would park it at the unused end of parking lots to keep it like-new for as long as possible.

Some time within the first year she took the kids to their afternoon baseball games and parked in her usual spot. When I got off work, I parked beside her to join her at the games. I immediately noticed the vehicle had been keyed. Hood...trunk...doors...all four quarter panels.

Naturally l called the police. They looked at her car and just said “kids...happens all the time.” She parked beyond the range of the security cameras. Complete repaint job.

Even now I’m scared to make too much of a statement when I park.