The Lair

@Comatose you need to listen to this man.

 

Right, stick with the wash and blow dry, or lube or whatever you called it before, wink wink.

 

Shes married so all I can do (restricted by decency and morality) is harmlessly flirt with her to get free Subaru service.

 

I don't care about your love life at the moment. I'm talking about buying my light bar. Do it Mike. Buy it.










<3

 

Speaking of which, I started tindering again.

 

Did nurse make a decision on if she's going to TX or not?

 

Not yet, but I figured I'm going to take advantage of being in an open relationship while I can if she's going to be doing the same.

 

So she's still been tindering? Damn man you've been a one woman man and she's been playing the open relationship this whole time hmmmmm.



Edit: I still don't get this whole tindering thing what ever happened to the normal way of getting chicks by just going out and talking to them in person. I think the internet made people lazy daters/FWB/whatever you want to call it.

 

Don't hate the player, hate the game

 

She's the one with the game if she's been doing it the whole time and Mike stayed true to her. BTW Elon is right down the road and the grocery store works wonders

 

You did read the story about him and the birthday girl right??

Those cupcakes aren't going to frost themselves!

 

Well we both agreed we weren't going to be exclusive when this started, I just haven't felt the need or want to pursue anything else. Long story short she admitted to me that she had occasionally got her s elsewhere, and wanted to be in an actual open relationship where she could call me her boyfriend. I said no. At first I felt jealousy but realized how ridiculous that was. I got too wrapped up in it and forgot I was single and the freedom that comes with it. Still going to date her and what not though. I'm just going to be making local s again.

 

Yea like he said, I already exploited my revelation.

Edit: OP never suspended my rights to besmirch his build thread with my tinder blunders

 

BTW… Adams Family is on Syfy right now. Youre all welcome.

 

No I didn't

 

Well what if she decided to stay because it sounds like she wants something more and you may also.

 

I guess we will have that conversation when it comes to that. I'm progressive, but not doing an open relationship.

 

Mike, I condone everything you're saying and want you to be happy. You know that.
I just want to know there is some ultimate goal so you don't wind up like this guy.




































JUST KIDDING JUST KIDDING!


Seriously though, what you said make perfectly good sense in every way.

 

Yay! Continuation of the Tinder blunders. I just realized how much I missed them. You go Mike. Get That right swiping diddle finger warmed up. Haha