South Carolina BS thread under new MANAGEMENT and lives in SC

@scottalot

Hey Bud!

 

Oh just livin the dream. Whatchya got cookin'?

 

Mines sitting at 190 right now. I figured with her being small she'd be done by now.

 

Oh yeah my butts always take 14 hours plus, but they're 10+ lbs and I slap 2 on the smoker at once

 

Seal some of that up and overnight it up here!

 

I'll send fresh live Maine lobstah!

 

It's all good. It would be cold and not as fresh.

 

Haha I've been thinking the same thing. I've got a tent set up in the driveway with smoke rolling out of the smoker and just watching the neighbors catch wiffs

 

So will my liberal use of a table saw at what I thought was a reasonable hour this morning haha

 

I never hear a noise here. I don't think these people come outside ever. I feel like we're "those neighbors" now. Chickens, loud husband always making noise in the yard, lawn looks like garbage since I want here all summer to do any weed and feed, and messy flower beds.

 

Holy crap I forgot about the moles! My while front yard feels like it's mud, but it's just one solid mole Hill so it's super soft. Bastards

 

I had the pup trained up on them in a garden, but she would straight destroy a yard if I let her go wild in there. She sticks her nose in the tunnel and just pushes her face through the ground till she finds one. She seems to start as far away from the critter as possible haha

 

Also just pulled it off the smoker. She's daaaaark, but smells great

 

Love my ACOG.

 

I ended up turning up the heat for about an hour because I was hungry too haha. Yeah the bark is pretty tasty. I like briskets. Time to find some more!

 

Almost got to put the bumper to the test just a bit ago. Was headed to the store and this minivan comes across the highway. I'm in the left lane and I can tell by his angle he isn't coming into the median, he is coming all the way over and into me. Little devil on my left shoulder is like take him out, you got the armor now, just take this asshat out. Angel on my right is like, right lane is open, its the holidays, and look at that crappy minivan with a burnt out headlight... Probably doesn't even have insurance, just swerve. All this goes through my head in a flash. So then it goes like, swerve, lay down on the horn, yell at my window, then check my rear view to see the minivan go all the way across the highway taking a right turn into Wendy's.

Oh, and thinking about stocking my pond with fish.

 

We don't have a Walmart close so I guess I'll be heading to Costco more often. Man this things good

 

Hell yeah. Rip it!

I've used mine well past midnight but my nearest neighbor is 100 yrds and past that nearest is 1/4 mile.