1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Her husband sounds like a nice guy.

 

At least that wasn't playing on my radio.

 

Smash Mouth - All Star

 

Probably. I'd be mad if I were him too, that car was basically brand new.

 

They do live in Cali. Chances are her insurance will be the size of a mortgage now.

 

it all makes sense now

 

I told her to just buy a new hood, as it'll probably be cheaper than the insurance premium she'd be paying.

 

Id be upset but its just things. People throw around the word "kill" a lot these days. I wouldnt want any family member of mine saying that I was gonna kill them.

 

I'm 100% sure she was exaggerating. It's a common saying, like "Oh, my mom is going to kill me if I'm late!" for example.

 

All the people in the double cab long bed thread complaining about turn radius would have an aneurysm thinking about driving this long boi

 

I know. Its one of those misused words that bugs me.

 

Yeah they'll probably just hate fuck each other

 

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Or she'll leave him after he goes off on her. Shed probably take the good car too. And the house. And the kid. And the dog.

 

"You rear ended someone!?"

"Now it's my turn."

 

If the kids late?

Wow

 

This explains alot. My bud started using "oof" out of nowhere one day. Its annoying as hell. He says it after everything someone else says.

 

Look up Cali divorce laws, they're fucking brutal. So brutal people move to other states to avoid them. Even if you 100% love them and know there's zero chance you'd leave each other you'd be dumb not to have a prenup and other legal docs to keep you separate.

 

Guess you should add them stickers I sent you for added protection