Shower Thoughts

I was thinking... If I was a bank teller and I was at gunpoint by a robber, I think my best option would be to hit the panic button (secretly of course), and just pretend to faint.

1) It would throw off the robber’s elaborate plan.
2) How are they gonna get money if the teller isn’t conscious to give them the money, assuming the money is locked up.
3) You won’t be a threat to them in any way since they would assume that you don’t remember anything, but secretly you do.
4) Who’s gonna shoot an unconscious person?

Feel free to share any of your shower thoughts, and try to be original. So, no “why do we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway....”

 

works for my possum every time.