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Fishing joke

Discussion in 'Boating & Fishing' started by Tacosail, Jan 8, 2019.

  1. Jan 8, 2019 at 6:22 PM
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    Tacosail

    Tacosail [OP] Well-Known Member

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    A southern boy was sitting on the shore fishing. And doing pretty good , until he ran out of bait. Just then a cotton mouth snake slithered by with a frog in his mouth. Now, this old boy knew that frogs made excellent bass bait, and he also knew that the snake couldn't bite him with a frog in his mouth. So he snatched up the snake, grabbing it just behind the head, moved the head over his bait bucket and squeezed harder until he dropped the frog. What he didn't think about was how he was going to release the snake. But when he saw the flask of Jack Daniels, the light bulb went off. He slowly dripped a few drops at a time into the snakes mouth, nothing. A few more, nothing. But on the third round, his eyes rolled back in his head, and his body went limp. He took a few steps and flung the snake in the bushes. He cut up the frog for bait and had just cast the first cast when he felt a tug on his boot. It was the cotton mouth with two frogs in his mouth.
     
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