Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

These alligators are 'frozen' with their noses above water

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...tors-frozen-swamp-noses-above-ice/2677970002/

 

When asked if he did it, the man responded "Neigh".

 

https://www.ksl.com/article/46476002/former-utah-conversion-therapist-comes-out-i-am-gay

Every time someone beats their chest about how against something they are, I think to myself they are the thing they are against.

 

I've always said going to Waffle House gets you a dinner and a show... (#SheSeemsNice)

FLORIDA WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER DANCING NAKED IN WAFFLE HOUSE PARKING LOT, LICKING EMPLOYEE'S FACE

Florida woman was arrested on Monday for exposing herself and assaulting a Waffle House employee in the restaurant's parking lot.

According to WREG-TV, the altercation took place in Pensacola, Florida between 36-year-old Freedom Ryder Zobrist and an unidentified Waffle House employee.

The Escambia County Sheriff’s Office's report on the incident states that the Zobrist was already at the restaurant when the employee arrived for his shift. Due to her behavior, Zobrist was asked to leave the premises and ran away without her belongings. Not wanting to throw her things away, Zobrist's personal items were moved to the back of the restaurant so she could retrieve them if she came back.

Zobrist returned later in the employee's shift, hanging near the back door of the building. When the employee asked her to leave, Zobrist allegedly responded by cussing and threatening to shoot the employee in the face. The report also states that Zobrist said she would shoot the other Waffle House employees and the resturant's customers.

According to the report, after threatening the employee, Zobrist walked out into the parking lot, "pulled down her pants exposing her sexual organs and started dancing around the parking lot," the employee said. She then reportedly approached the employee and attempted to grab his genitals.

When the employee prevented Zobrist from grabbing him, she reportedly licked both sides of his face.

A witness in the parking lot also told police that Zobrist blocked his car to prevent him from leaving the lot and danced naked in front of his car.

Officers with sheriff's office arrested Zobrist on counts of lewd and lascivious behavior, indecent exposure of sexual organs, disorderly conduct, battery and assault. Each charge was given a bond of $1,000 for a $5,000 total. According to the Miami Herald, Zobrist remains in the Escambia County Jail.​

Zobrist will appear in court on the charges on Feb. 11.​

 

Show is still hilarious.

 

'til death do us part... she didn't expect it to be on the honeymoon though...

New photos show how British sailor killed American wife on honeymoon by sinking their catamaran

Grisly new photos are shedding light on the events that led to an experienced British sailor killing his American wife on their honeymoon by sinking their catamaran in the Caribbean.

Lewis Bennett initially told the U.S. Coast Guard in 2017 he did not know what happened to his new bride Isabella Hellmann. Authorities found Bennett off the coast of Cuba near his overturned vessel. He was initially charged with murder but later pleaded guilty to manslaughter.

The new pictures are part of a bid by U.S. prosecutors to seek an eight-year-sentence for the Dorset man. He is expected to be sentenced on Tuesday in Miami.

The pictures, taken by the U.S. Coast Guard, show the vessel with open escape hatches and damage to both hulls which prosecutors allege were caused from inside the boat. Authorities say Bennett opened the hatches and damaged the hulls before making a call to the Coast Guard to say that his boat was sinking and that his wife was missing.

"Although nothing can ever erase the pain and suffering caused by Lewis Bennett's criminal acts, the U.S. Attorney's Office and our law enforcement partners hope that the defendant's admission of guilt is a step toward justice for the victim," U.S. Attorney Ariana Fajardo Orshan said in a statement during Bennett’s trial in Miami.

Bennett, a mining engineer, had told the FBI and British journalists that he and Hellmann, a South Florida real estate agent, took their 37-foot catamaran, Surf Into Summer, for a Caribbean cruise. They left their infant daughter, Emelia, with her family in Florida.

As the catamaran passed the Bahamas on the return to Florida, Bennett sent out an emergency radio signal. When the Coast Guard found him on a life raft three hours later, he told rescuers he left Hellmann on deck as he retired for the night to their cabin. He said he was jolted awake when their craft hit something and that Hellmann was gone when he went outside. He said he abandoned the catamaran in a life raft because it was sinking.

A sworn document signed by Bennett and filed in court says that he could not recall whether he called out for his wife. He did not deploy any flares and did not search for Hellmann in the water with either the catamaran or an attached dinghy. Nor did Bennett immediately activate any emergency equipment or call for help using his satellite phone

It was not until Bennett boarded the life raft – with their luggage- that he called for help and reported his wife missing, about 45 minutes after he was awakened.

Prosecutors said Bennett is an experienced sailor who received a certification from the Royal Yachting Association in the United Kingdom as a "Coastal Skipper." The training included instruction on emergency procedures such as man-overboard protocols and night-sailing safety. His wife was not nearly as experienced.

The Coast Guard eventually located the boat. The FBI says an inspection of the catamaran before it sank showed portholes below the waterline had been opened and damage to the twin hulls appeared to have been caused from the inside, meaning the boat may have been intentionally scuttled.

Investigators also found Bennett on the life raft with $100,000 worth of coins stolen from a yacht he had worked aboard in 2016.

Bennett pleaded guilty to the coin theft charge and received a seven-month prison sentence. While serving that sentence, he was charged in February 2018 with Hellmann's death and has remained behind bars.​

 

Ugh. Add "visual assault" to the charges.

 

Could be the meth.

 

If you plan to sink your boat by opening hatches and punching holes, call for help AFTER it sinks beyond view.

 

She should be in faces of Meth...

 

She has way more teeth than I was expecting...

 

Yeah it was deleted so that's strike 1

 

That's a she, my bad....

 

You were thinking... Conan in drag??? Lol

 

Were only seein half of them though.

 

Not so sure that counts against mods. But...

 

https://boingboing.net/2019/01/24/697106.html