Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

It's a really shitty thing, pardon the pun. We moved into our neighborhood in the past 6 months, I walk my dog twice a day and see a lot of neighbors during my walk. Someone, I think they even live on my street, has two little dogs that run loose, or get walked by their young kid, and they never pick up after the dogs. Now I get the nasty eye sometimes, and our nextdoor neighbor has put a no dog pooping sign up.

 

In my old hood, people didn’t walk their dogs. The dogs walked themselves...

 

Some woman was walking her dog and watched as it shit on the lawn. When she started to walk off, I hollered and offered a roll of poop bags...

 

There was some trashy woman that moved in with her boyfriend up our street. She would walk her pit bull up the street and let it crap anywhere and just leave it. One day she was letting her dog crap in my front yard when I was pulling in the driveway, she looked right at me and walked away. So I bagged her dogs poop and walked to her house and scrapped a nice chunk on the bottom of her cars door handles and deposited the rest of the bags contents on her hood. Never saw her walk the dog on our street again.

I walk my dogs twice a day but always make sure I clean up after them.

 

Follow them home,
Fill bag of poop.
Leave on there front porch with a note.
You dropped thus I thought I would kindly return it .
Or like in the old days light it on fire ring door bell ru

 

I hope it wasn't me @Moogle

 

Sure it's a dog. From what I have seen in parts of Alameda lately it could some of our homeless brethren, happened at our and in the park down the street. I have done as some suggested picked it up with shovel follow dog home rang door bell guy opened door dumped it on his foot told him you dog forgot this. Never happened again, and this was a German Shepard the dork let him out every night after dark.

 

I used to get pissed at some dog owner in my neighborhood and thought when I see them I'm going to tell them off.
When I finally saw it was an old lady from down the street who could barely walk , I just smiled and realized I could never yell at her.
Now the dam cat from across the street shits in my planters and I would love to run that fucker over. Owner is old couple and I have had a conversation with them about the cat not knowing it was theres.
Cats suck.

 

That pic will basically be the level I'm at in two more poos.

 

My neighbors dog keeps shitting on the walkway in front on my door EVERY FUCKING MORNING. Debating taking my Great Dane over to their front door for his morning shits.... “for shits and giggles” to say the least.

 

Check out the OG's trigger discipline!

 

Pretty sure it's dog. Lived in SF for two years which was long enough to be able to tell the difference.

 

There's an app for that...

 

Yeah, they stole my idea. I was telling my friend for years my idea for an app called "Pooz" like Waze but for poop.

 

Just get a pair of these and go shit in the persons yard at night

 

Just go shit on their lawn and be done with it.
Guaranteed they will never walk near your place again.

Bonus points if you throw it around after

 

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Have you used the monster light? I was thinking about getting one but this looks smaller and a bit more mobile.