Madlibs for Tacomaworld?

If someone scratched my Tacoma I would ____ (verb).

The only truck I would buy over a Tacoma would be ____ (noun).

If I could do it all over again I would have bought a ____ (noun)

The Ford Raptor is ___ (insert number) times the truck that the Tacoma is.

My Tacoma is _____ (adjective).

 

Okay I’ll play!
1. I’d shoot the sob in the head.
2. Another Taco
3. Taco
4. -1000
5. Awesome

 

Lol!! Ok
1) Go spider monkey on there ass!
2) Another taco
3) Manual!
4) 0x
5) My favourite vehicle I have ever owned!

 

1. Shrug
2. Tundra
3. Tacoma to appreciate the Tundra
4. Different
5. A good mid sized truck.

 

Cover it up with a decal
4runner/tundra
A OR
0
Going to pay for itself

 

#1

#2

#3

#4

#5

 

Is this for 3rd gen only?

 

Is somebody feeling left out?

 

If someone scratched my Tacoma I would cry (verb).

The only truck I would buy over a Tacoma would be Tundra(noun).

If I could do it all over again I would have bought an offroad(noun)

The Ford Raptor is 0.89 (insert number) times the truck that the Tacoma is.

My Tacoma is Fkin Blue (adjective).

 

So unsanitary but such a great punishment

 

If someone scratched my Tacoma I would napalm (verb).

The only truck I would buy over a Tacoma would be a Unimog (noun).

If I could do it all over again I would have bought a Unimog (noun)

The Ford Raptor is -327 (insert number) times the truck that the Tacoma is.

My Tacoma is tumescent (adjective)

 

Father, why have you forsaken me?

 

These nails hurt!

 

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If someone scratched my Tacoma I would dance a hearty jig, over their grave (verb).

The only truck I would buy over a Tacoma would be an M1A2 Abrams (noun).

If I could do it all over again I would have bought a bag of cheetos (noun)

The Ford Raptor is 0 (insert number) times the truck that the Tacoma is.

My Tacoma is black (adjective).

 

1. Would be pissed but get over it
2. Raptor
3. Raptor
4. 2
5. Perfect for my needs