1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Depends on what you order I'd imagine.

 

I think I OD'ed my wife's cat on fresh catnip...fucker is doing an Indy 500 around our living room and using the couch as a bank wall

 

Please video that my girlfriends cat doesn’t move much when you give him catnip, just sits there stoned and spazzes

 

I was going to but like a typical cat he stops doing what he's doing when you pull out the camera lol. I think he's crashing now....cat nip is the crack of the cat world.
He also gets off on bleach...if we clean anything in the house with bleach he goes nuts and rubs all over it for hours

 

Yeah... I know that now. Apparently it’s the motor relay because it works fine with the button held in.

 

Unfortunately he's also the one that loves to mark our curtains with cat piss almost every day so he's been on thin ice with me for awhile. We have 2 others cats, mines a total asshole but he's awesome and my wife's other cat is the kind that's afraid of his own shadow. Hes been terrified for months of the rock she brought home from the beach that we use as a door stop.

 

I'd be more worried if your cat was marking the curtains with something else's piss

 

Tons of engines. Hell the Nissan in my garage I can’t replace the spark plug tube seals. So it’s getting 2 new valve covers.

 

Apparently it's not really pee its some kind of hormonal cat spray that gives him instant proprietary rights...which is weird because he's been fixed for years. One time I went to smell a curtain to check on it and put it too close to my face and almost instantly vomited, it smells so fucking bad lol. Took forever to get the smell out of my nose.

 

Yeah that gland isn't supposed to be a problem after their neutered. You sure the doc knew what's up?

Also, first time I've lowered the hood in 5 months

 

Sup nerds. Whats happening

 

Talking about cat piss

 

I’m gonna tell my manager I’m not working every weekend or I’m quiting, see how that goes

 

@Wulf , what was that Toyota shop in GJ again?

 

Metric Off-road

 

Debating what kinda whiskey I should drink tom when I install my new lights.

 

That shit stank

 

Good luck. When i told my manager I don’t wanna work Saturdays she was like ok that fine lol

 

Gentlemen jack lol
Jk get wild turkey

 

Bourbon isn't in the wheelhouse tom.

I'm thinking Hibiki