Whatever

Full on legit...

or is it?

It is

 

Yeah, like maybe your standards are too high?

Quit being a hermit.
Take your dog for a walk. Sure-fire way to meet gals.

Bingo.
Great minds think alike.

 

Girls in my age bracket tend to hang out in bingo parlors and the casino. The ones out of my age bracket are just interested in the dog.

 

Sure is.
When somebody says "bless your heart"...Ooh.
You been insulted...in the nicest way.
Most of my relatives are in the Deep South.
I've lived here since I got married.
I wanna go back.

 

I had to look up tosspot. It's defined as a habitual drinker. I did not know I was a tosspot until this very moment. I didn't have to look up the other words.

 

Shad must have majored in English Lit.
And then he had to get a real job.
Renaissance Man though, for sure.

 

Umm... V...


Do you have a southern accent?

 

Okra.
Grits and Red Gravy.
Ten pounds of shrimp wrapped in newspaper straight off the boat at dawn. And still wiggling.
Perdido Beach, Alabama.

 

That reminds me of a joke but I can't remember how it goes. Something about "I went to charm school to learn to say bless your heart instead of shut the fuck up bitch" or something like that

 

So..."Git offa mah lawn y'all"?

 

I lived in Greenville SC for ten years. 1984-1994.
Eastview Avenue off Augusta Road.

 

Closest to the 'south' I have lived in would be Hermitage TN.

 

Thank you sir! Sorry bout the other thing. Good luck!

 

Also Tampa and Sebring, FL.
Too many transplanted Yankees in Florida.
And they don't send their best specimens either.

So what did I do?
Married one and moved here to Yankeedland.

 

Thank you?

 

Exactly. You only have one birth day. The rest are just shitty numbers.

 

Not bad, not bad.

 

Thanks Dave!