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Mornin folks.
Lots of truck talk last night/this morning. have a great day!

 

Forning muckers

 

Why aren't they in the kitchen? This doesn't make me the least bit hard. They should be in the kitchen in typical Kohl's mom attire.

 

How many people a day get banned for BST rules?

 

Depends on the day, I guess.

 

True. It’s not even 9:30 and someone got banned over it, seams like at least one or two a day.

 

@TacomaDave Sounds like you and I have a similar set-up. I have an SSO with a wireless Smittybult winch.

 

The microwaving BS has now carried on over to Facebook.

Saw a comment on a post Chris4x4 made.

 

Screenshot?

 

Yeah give me a few, I’ll block out names.

 

We were talking about warehouse workers.... you flip flopped to bdays. Don’t put your confusion an my drinking!

 

So @My Name is Rahl recently posted the cluster that happened on I70 in my neck of the woods. As I mentioned before, I wasn't too surprised.

A story:

I had to be at work today at 7. No real complaints here; I only work one Saturday a month and get a comp day during the week to cover it. I rarely ever drive my vehicles, so I like to drive on Saturdays to keep the blood flowing, so to speak.

I'm coming off of I25 on a three-lane exit. I'm in the right lane, Arrowhead bus in the left. The road is curving. I start to pass said bus. Suddenly, with no signal, it starts to veer into my lane therefore forcing me to hit my brakes. To thank the driver for his service, I give him the ol' 1-finger salute. Turned out, he wasn't trying to get into my lane...just took the corner too fast. He ended up getting in the far left lane.

Get to the right turn for one of my main roads to get to work. Light is green. Four lanes. Everyone is just sitting there. Why? Because two idiots realized that they were in a turn-only lane and were trying to get over. No one would let them, of course, so there we sat. Like a bunch of sitting dicks.

So I'm sitting on a main street with four lanes. Chilling at a red light. Nissan in front of me, box truck in front of it. Light turns green. Nissan and I accelerate as normal people do. Box truck suddenly slams on it's brakes in the intersection. We both almost hit each other. He flips all the way over to the right lane (this is a 4-lane road). Get to the next road...I give him the stink eye. He was holding a burrito in one hand, coffee in the other. He was looking down and I can only assume marveling at his tiny wiener. No...let's be honest, probably his cell phone. Oh...and he started out in the right lane to begin with.

Almost to my turn. Still on the same road. Car to the right of me that I'm starting to pass. Uber driver suddenly jumps in to the tiny gap between me and this other car. I had to let him...because he wasn't going to take no for an answer. So he's in front of me, kept tapping his brakes, dicking around with his phone. A few seconds later, he jumps right back into the center lane.

If I had a grenade, I would have pulled the pin.

 

You have any of your old fat pics to share with us?

 

Or swallow

 

This made me laugh!!!