Saw this today...

Dude woke up and nelly was still playing in his head

 

To each his own

 

I know it ain't true but maybe he bought it like that, and wants to change em later.

Ha ha ha, who the hell am I kidding? lol

 

I like it lol

 

Vortex cools brakes faster duh

Function before form

 

They forgot the curb feelers

 

I can only imagine the owner...

 

C'mon guys they're Florida functional. Get that s*** spinning fast enough you'll keep all the snowbirds that come next to you on the highway in their Prius from side swiping you because they can't pick a lane. May one up that and blow them off the road...rim fans!

 

When no money for an Escalade but need to keep the street creed in the hood...

 

Guys I saw this owner donate $5 to charity one time so by law you aren't allowed to make fun of his truck. You should all be ashamed.

 

This. But fuggly regardless.

 

Oh ffs, what is that?

 

You should see his corvette.

 

I want to start a business in which ppl bring me ideas they want to do to their ride and I evaluate whether or not they should be done. I would charge 10% of the money I save you. For instance, that guy brings me a picture of those 22” for his taco that cost $1000. I tell him not to do it, and for my services I get 10% of the $ I saved him - $100.

 

What do they say when you ring that in for any type of service?

 

I think I saw it on

 

I’m going to get flamed for this but ...

This is what I hate about every forum and the internet in general.

This one is actually funny.

 

"Go get shorty, we have an oil change for him"

 

I am disappointed. Seen no flames on the tacos yet...