Don’t do this!

Can confirm

 

Read this article on one of the news sites, this guy is a fool. He should be billed for the cost of the rescue and have his Toyota taken away.

 

Saw this a few minutes ago on Fox. All I could think of was fire ass....and poor dog.

To bad he wasn't in a Taco, I mean, would have been more amusing.

 

That guy did not survive off taco sauce, that's stupid (but so is this guy). It probably took more calories to digest it than it gave him in nutrients.

This is worse than those kids who were stuck overnight and the girl peed on herself to "stay warm" while he went for help.

According to the article, he went to get gas, got stuck, and fell asleep. So many questions, and so much derp to unpack here.

Where the hell was he going to "get gas"?

Why did it take his "friends and family" 3 days to realize he was missing?

 

I heard Taco Bell gave him free taco's for a year or something like that.

 

Another dumb “survival” story. Messing around with truck and girlfriend, gets stuck for just a day, makes international news... Check the related stories at the end of rhe article- Woman imbibes urine and washer bottle water to survive, etc... a lot of people would be so lost without the comforts of home!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/couple-stranded-crocodile-infested-area-26-hours-fishing-trip-rescued-after-1397647?amp=1

 

dames

 

I mean, to each their own. We all have our own kinks.

But as a survival technique, I'll pass, lol