Whatever

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I rather hang out with broke rednecks and just sit on the porch. I'm only good to travel once a year.

 

Beer sounds good right about now. Why not?

 

Not sure. Close enough.

 

Yeah, that's no good, man. Glad you're ok, though.

 

Blah Morning all two more nights

 

Good afternoon my TW friends. There will be a new poll later today. Hope everyone is having a great day.

 

Well, Indy500 is a good race so far, 23 laps to go, ribs are being grilled, birds are chirping, grapevine is leafing out, wild plums survived an early freeze, Danica Patrick is probably still pissing off JaCado, it's a good holiday weekend.

Best of luck to everyone else.

 

She is on my TV and I now want to punch her in the throat!

 

That probably not all you want to do to her either...

 

Uh. No, just that

 

No I can think of a number of things I have her do.

 

Make me a sandwich, but pretty sure she would fuck that up too.

 

Grab you another Beer.

 

Waiting for a coat of paint to dry in the truck. Hot for this neck of the plains. Porch time.



She's cleaning her leash. She's either the smartest animal alive or the dumbest, and if I were a betting man I would go with the latter.

 

She would just shake the shit out of it, then it would explode upon opening.

 

Show me on the doll were Danica hurt you....

 

It wasn't her, she was just the tool they used to bruise here.

 

That was a good Indy 500. Dude Pagenot led about 150 of the 200 laps, huge lap money plus the win. Final laps weren't marred by stupidity and foolishness.