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Are you a standing wiper or sitting wiper?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by uhplifted, May 31, 2019.

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Do you sit or stand to wipe?

  1. Sit

    11 vote(s)
    55.0%

  2. Stand

    7 vote(s)
    35.0%

  3. I’m a Crow and don’t wipe

    2 vote(s)
    10.0%
  1. May 31, 2019 at 8:22 PM
    #1
    uhplifted

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    uhplifted [OP] The Hopfather

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    This thread is for @Crow_of_judgement

    Do you sit and wipe your ass or are you a standing ass wiper?
     
    uhplifted, May 31, 2019
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  2. May 31, 2019 at 8:24 PM
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    uhplifted

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    uhplifted [OP] The Hopfather

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    There, now you have an option.
     
    uhplifted, May 31, 2019
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  3. May 31, 2019 at 8:25 PM
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    bamma

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    bamma, May 31, 2019
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  4. May 31, 2019 at 8:25 PM
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    medic2230, May 31, 2019
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  5. May 31, 2019 at 8:26 PM
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    Ccrames2018

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    @Crow_of_judgement doesn't wipe, he just pecks his butthole until the dingleberries fall off.
     
    Ccrames2018, May 31, 2019
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  6. May 31, 2019 at 8:30 PM
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    23Skidoo

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    23Skidoo, May 31, 2019
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  7. May 31, 2019 at 8:34 PM
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    tcjacado

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    Bad crow:cool:
     
    tcjacado, May 31, 2019
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  8. May 31, 2019 at 8:36 PM
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    More of crow's handiwork

    42446C8200000578-4690804-image-m-2_1499893666733.jpg
     
    Beretta4x4, May 31, 2019
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  9. May 31, 2019 at 8:38 PM
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    rtzx9r

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    Unless you use a Chinese hole in the ground, who stands up to wipe?
     
    rtzx9r, May 31, 2019
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  10. May 31, 2019 at 8:42 PM
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    I squat.

    squat-best-way-poop-imgfip-com-28293762.jpg
     
    Beretta4x4, May 31, 2019
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  11. May 31, 2019 at 8:49 PM
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    CouchlessPotato

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    CouchlessPotato, May 31, 2019
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  12. Jun 1, 2019 at 4:29 AM
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    Technically it's his cloaca ...
     
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  13. Jun 1, 2019 at 4:32 AM
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    Anybody have any solutions for when your pissing out of your ass and got no peptimol in the woods?
     
    Rustytaco71, Jun 1, 2019
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  14. Jun 1, 2019 at 4:53 AM
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    A .9% saline solution to re-hydrate.
     
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  15. Jun 2, 2019 at 6:59 AM
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  16. Jun 3, 2019 at 5:40 PM
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    Poll fail no smear option
     
    RedRooster4X4, Jun 3, 2019
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