Whatever

It’s a hard seltzer

 

yes, it is me. now wish me a happy father's day but don't assume my gender.

i had to punch myself after liking them. I talked an enormous amount of trash about them prior to trying one with a lady friend.

 

No really, I thought about it, I do them at the same time.

 

Seriously, they are good. Not too sweet.

 

That's like rubbing your stomach and patting your head at the same time. It can't be done.

<Waits while everyone tries it>

Okay I lied. It can be done.

 

You forgot while chewing gum.

 

It’s been a long time since I’ve made a pb&j. I don’t remember what I do first.

 

And breathing

 

sitting here watching the us open seriously contemplating making a pb & j cause of this thread. im a pb first typa guy.

 

Like a Zima

 

I looked up White Claw. Never heard of it before.
I kinda like the concept for a Summer drink, but I'll save my money.

Some club soda, a little gin or vodka and a splash of, oh, cranberry juice or something...
...on ice...Et Voila!.
Cheaper no doubt and close enough.
And I can vary the proportions to suit.

 

Not a fan of club soda or seltzer. Splash of ginger ale

 

Barbaric.

 

Better than finger in the peanut butter and tongue in the jelly.

 

Seriously bruh, I've only been here like a day and the level of toxic disrespect in this thread is shocking. I'm surprised this thread and everyone in here hasn't been banned forever. Is there a more accepting drinking thread where cultured people like myself can hangout?

 

I'm not sure what that means, but I'm kinda turned on now.....

 

Can’t handle the green room? Maybe there is a pink room some where