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Father's Day - Share a Dad Joke

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by 916carl, Jun 14, 2019.

  1. Jun 14, 2019 at 3:04 PM
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    Dad Jokes - jokes that have puns in them that make people roll their eyes. Give it your best (worst) shot!

    Just before surgery the anesthesiologists asked me how I wanted to be knocked out; with gas or a wooden rowing instrument. It was an ether/oar situation.
     
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    what do you call a fish with no eyes?????
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    a fsh.
     
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    Why did the Scarecrow win an award?


    He was OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    What do you call a chicken crossing the road?


    Poultry in motion.
     
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    Your dad's so short, you can see his feet in his photo id.
     
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    Knock knock
     
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    Where do melons go during the summer?






    John Cougar's Melon Camp
     
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    who's there
     
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    Wanna hear a Pizza joke?

    It's really cheesy...
     
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    I’m good I don’t wanna shmellurpoo
     
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    It might give you cancer.:anonymous:
     
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