Bicycle Ride Gone Bad

After a little rain passed thru I thought I'd get my bike out and go for a ride. Then I thought to myself..."self" you could use some exercise and should get your bicycle out instead.

Matanzas Woods BLVD has a nice bike trail to ride. So I'm riding along and stop to light up a smoke, happened to look up and I was near one of the many massive road lights they have along there, and there was about 10 to 12 buzzards chilling up there looking at me.

Never thought much about it till I got down to the next light pole, and looked up at it and it also had mass buzzards on it. Turned around and looked at the last light pole,and it was empty of buzzards, so them bitches were following me. Then it hit me...they were waiting for my old ass to kill over dead from riding this damn bicycle so they could eat me.

I went home and put that bitch back in the shed, and went for a motorcycle ride.

 

Are you sure it's not because they recognized you from your motorbike?

 

They probably still followed. All the while high fiving, fist bumping, flight feather brushing or whatever birds do, squawking "It worked, he's dead meat for sure now!".