Whatever

You should have switched her, you set up and let her tear down.

 

I dont even know rn...

 

I was busy grilling steak. She did let me sit in my hammock for 35 minutes.

Spuds Nuke'em. Your name is Spuds Nuke'em.

 

Oh... alright...

Hello...

My name is: Spuds nukeremmm....

*moms gg has has tookerin its toll*

 

I'm curious about bus station stories, anybody want to share some?

 

*accepts his fate...*

Alright... I aint at the bus station... im in deans room... behind his box of pron in his closet...

 

No wonder I didn’t see you, that’s a tall stack of pron!!!

 

Ok story time. Here is some
Ok pets are safe. Most the people in the story are good... some info before long story.
Aunts name-Nancy( this is my moms sister, who I talked about a lot around Easter)
Well call my cousin(Nancy’s son)- J,
My mom will just be mom.
Dog is a boxer.

Ok so Nancy got my mom and some other facials for Christmas. Well doing so signed Nancy up for some BS she couldn’t get out of till everyone used up some set number. So Monday even mom went to get Nancy so they could go, well she wasn’t home at 6PM when she said she would be home around 2 or 2:30PM.(this isn’t a shock to anyone around) it was storming at Nancy’s house when mom pulled in, she saw some black dog running around scared. She found out where Nancy was and went to pick her up, she told her she saw some dog running around that looked like J’s dog. Nancy said she was watching his dog and it must have gotten out so they have to go back. They cant find the dog that busted out of a screened in porch, so Nancy thinks it’s a good idea to leave the doors to the house wide open while they are gone. Mom and Nancy get back to Nancy’s and still no dog. Nancy is blaming the dog that she knows is scared AF of storms that she left in a screened in porch alone. Ok that’s kinda the end. Some more stuff because. Nancy is always bitching how mom won’t let her watch her dogs when we have all gone out of town. It’s because they would run off possibly getting killed, or they would come back having the shits for days because she feed them whatever she wanted. If you won’t her some where at a set time, tell her a time that’s 1.5 to 2 hours before you want her.
She has said a time for thanksgiving dinner and it was 2.5 hours late. No one ever bothers telling her what kinda food to bring over because she will say how you cant have (insert some side dish or dessert ) with something els you are having.

If you search the ward Narcissist 95% of the crap it says describes Nancy.
@SRH @MurphTaco @JaCado @TacomaDave @My Name is Rahl @NunyaBizness @buffedout @StayinStock

 

You are not kidding!

But he has some good reading materials in here... not gon lie

 

You getting in the bunk when he leaves?

 

Thats Nunya Bizness

 

Did a little MESO mod to my truck. Kicked my ass. So I decided spur of the moment to derp the wheels.

Spoiler: NSFW

I LOVE IT

 

He might be climbing in with him.... did you not see the exchange about big spoon little spoon these two were having?

 

It is a pretty big stack. sorry mom...

No, he's getting in when I return.

 

Oh shit I forgot. While my was getting the facial she was telling the girl about what was going on they they where both laughing about it. The girl also said how everyone has a crazy family member. If you don’t it’s probably you.

 

Looks good!

 

Heh...

Facial

 

Thank you! I’m sure up close it looks like poo. But who cares! It’s not a show truck lol

 

yeah I saw....

I take it you big spoon?

 

Which MESO mod did you do?

Yeah, tonight I am.