Sold- YES THEY ARE REALLY SOLD.. tires $100 for 4

50 bucks an 18 inch tire. I had to sober up to make sure I was reading the price right.

 

I would bring them up to the meet in August, but the wife would end up killing me if I kept them that long

 

I'll say nice things at your funeral.

 

I want you to train a squirrel to come over and run in circles around my headstone while juggling acorns.

 

Sorry. My contracted friendship ends at the saying nice things at your funeral bit.

 

Well duh, train them BEFORE she takes me out. So the squirrels are ready by then

 

I'm going to need $200.

 

For squirrel training?!?! What!! Rather expensive

 

I'd do it for $180.

 

I’d pay 100! Don’t even gotta be a good squirrel. Just one that doesn’t mess up and stays sober the whole time

 

Would you take 4 tires? I hear there are some 18 inchers around some where.

 

Dude, you ever tried to keep a squirrel sober?

 

Good point, but just don’t have alcohol at the funeral. He can’t drink what he can’t find

 

I am thinking it will be a 6 month process, plus I'll need cages (because I'm not set up to train squirrels), then I have to actually purchase the squirrels, and then feed them for 6 months. It's a bargain really.

You can always pay me with what you get from these tires.

 

True, but they are sneaky little shits.

 

No. I still have the stock 17" tires.

 

Ok first, keep the squirrels at home, now need for cages so you’re saving money there.
Then give them food from what you eat, more savings.
And purchasing squirrels?! Go right outside, look up at any tree, grab that fucker and run back inside the house.

 

Start training, and we will get these tires sold. Although we can not guarantee they will not get reduced, maybe even given away.

 

Stock tires suck, just think an extra inch, how could you go wrong with an extra inch? And that’s an extra inch all the way a round.