What's the weirdest thing you have in your truck?

Around the butt nut huts??? What the...

 

I have a 27" axe underneath the dog platform in my truck. As well as an 11" knife, and a Daisy wrist rocket.

 

However you wanna hug my nuts, I'm gonna have to pass

 

Nah dude. That is what we old guys used to call underwear.

 

But why?

 

Up until my dad had to borrow my truck to go to Mexico (his ram 1500 was in the shop a 3rd time for the same thing for a whole week) I had a bunch of .38 special hollow point rolling around everywhere. I had a box fall open in the back seat and they worked their way everywhere.

 

Same thing happened with my slingshot BBs. (And Arby's curly fry crumbs )

 

Trasharoo is awesome for that.

 

Oh, ammo. 50rds 7.62x25mm.

 

Need to get one. Do you think it would fit my spare in the bed? Never had one before.

 

Not weird, but certainly an odd combination.
Gut hook, latex gloves, duct tape, rope, zip ties, trash bag, about 4 or 5 more knives, axe and shovel in bed, lots of chap stick, etc.

 

The golden god needs his tools!

 

Ted Bundy supplies right there.

 

No one is gonna admit to their real weird shit.

But I’ll man up.

A pair of tanning sunglasses. I’m not G̶a̶y̶ feminine... just bought to go a week tanning before a trip to Jamaica, so I didn’t burn. Had them in my old truck and just threw them in the glove box when I transferred shit over when I bought this truck.

But now I think I should go outside and throw those fuckers out. Because it is pretty G̶a̶y̶ feminine

 

Nothing weird in my truck. Is that weird?

 

Yeah, I've got nothing that weird, but as I look around I've got a crap ton of chap stick. I don't know why. Honestly.

 

Nothing wrong with being gay but definitely something wrong with going to the tanning bed.

 

Daughter is pretty weird

 

Yeah. Me too. They are weird, and they come with weird stuff.

 

I hope that’s in the bed of your truck