The human centipede giveaway

So send someone a dildo. Doesnt have to be tacoma stuff. As clearly stated on the fourth page, "tacoma stuff, used stuff, new stuff, and butt stuff" is all permissible. You can even fake giving someone a 1911. As long as it adds up to $20 or more, and you pretend to send something sexual/illegal/immoral/painful or all four, you will be good to go.

Welcome.

Add him to the list!

 

Make that near future preferably. We are not patient people. Ive been warming up a present for you and its just about broken-in.

 

Just to be clear you can fake receiving a 1911 as well. It just always works better if everyone commits to the role playing...

 

role playing and "broken in" gifts? kinky and I can't wait

 

*cleaning not required.

 

'Tis the human centipede way...

 

But taste test is!

 

First page updated.

 

Did I miss anybody??

THIS IS NOT THE FINAL ORDER OF THE GIVEAWAY.

@Aarophi
@BlackPearl
@Beerpayzdabillz
@DarthPow
@mcm808
@Linewalker
@broke_down
@kaijac03
@KENNY
@Kheiron
@4x4_angel
@stun gun
@slowlane
@USMC - Retired

 

You honor me Sir

 

@Dryfly24 you need to get in on this round!

 

@Dryfly24

If your friend decides to join.

Here are the rules. New rule(s) has been bolded below.

1. Human centipede giveaway round 2 will be closed and no more participants will be allowed on the list after 11:59:59 pm MST 09/02/2019. no exceptions.
2. To join the Human Centipede Giveaway round 2, you MUST send me a PM asking to join and a picture of all or partial of what you will be sending. This ensures we dont have another biscu.......I'll stop.
3. The participant order will be decided in order of PM sent to me asking to join the giveaway. I will post the order list shortly after 09/02/2019. I will update the thread with the amount of participation to show how much participation we have until the close.
4. The person listed as participant number 1 will make a bag of goodies to send to participant number 2. Number 2 will send to number 3 and so on. The last person on the list will send to number 1.
5. The sender and receiver are in charge of exchanging personal information for shipping.
6. The person sending the package will be in charge of paying for the entire cost of shipping. Shipping. Box. Materials. Nothing will be sold, only given away if you participate.
7. What you send is up to you. Taco related or not taco related. The value of said items has to at least equal $20 bucks. Nothing less than a $20 value. There is no cap on value. Totally up to you. DO NOT RIP ANYONE OFF!!! DO NOT SEND JUNK!! Let's make this fun and fair. Let's send cool stuff.
8. If you want to "interview" the sender to know they wont get offended by sending them a glass didlo, totally up to you. I perosnally would leave it up to fate and let the sender send me some cool shit and be totally surprised.
9. Once you receive your bag of goods, you must post pics.
10. Last rule, make this fun. Lets make some friends and have a good time with it.

 

Nice work sir!!

 

Pre-sent!

 

Is that like a more desirable form of pre-mature ejaculation?

 

In general, all objects requiring cleaning should be dishwasher safe. Its not a formal rule, but more of a courtesy that I think should be extended to anyone sewn on to your ass. While some of us like it messy, some of us are more OCD in nature and get off by cleaning to the point of chaffing and do genuinely enjoy the sting of bleach. After 78 pages of getting to know each other, our bond (bondage if you prefer) deserves that level of respect.

 

The problem (for me anyway) is that the bastard brings such disasters to ME! But hey, someday it might be me, so I'll say thanks to our first responders...

Sometimes though, its us "second responders" that really get the shaft (see what I did there)