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My Tinder date pooped her pants in my Tacoma and i'm devastated, the case for leather?

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  1. Aug 31, 2019 at 8:04 PM
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    When most people are out primping their Tacomas earlier in the week for the big Instagram money shot this weekend. I was at home sucking the juices of what looked like strained Dinty Moore stew out of my seat. I hope something good will come out of this does anyone think Roadwire would like a shoutout on Twitter for some free seat covers?

    True story I once sharted in a bed at the Comfort Inn and it smelled like roasted chicken. The sheet was beyond a simple spit and a dab.
     
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  2. Aug 31, 2019 at 8:05 PM
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    Dan H Wife thinks I'm having an affair with my Tacoma

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    You gotta put a straw in there and hope you get a good siphon going. If not it, it's a mouthful at a time.
     
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  3. Aug 31, 2019 at 8:05 PM
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    After reading every post in this thread so far, their seems to be a couple of sick fucks that would buy the truck solely because of this incident. Or well, at least willing to buy the seat. So if you’re ever are looking to sell, I’m sure you won’t lose your ass (pun intended)
     
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    Oh my goodness. what the heck. Best thread ever.

    Now we have to report this accident to Carfax.
     
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    SwampYota Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

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    Crazy how many people after a story about uncontrollable explosive diarrhea went straight to anal sex.

    These are the dudes that do burnouts in muddy trail ruts.
     
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    Time to swap out the "sit down shut up and hold on" sticker on your glovebox for a "Never trust a fart" sticker.
     
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    Why the fuck not? its already lubricated.
     
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    Probably why she can’t control her bowels in the first place
     
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    That was my logic
     
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    With that logic... what if she puked instead of shit her pants?
     
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    Then she’s a deep throater
     
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    That she drank enough to try anal? :notsure:
     
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    What if she had a nose bleed instead?
     
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    Cocaine habit? Or fked up mensural cycle
     
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    This poor woman, you all have her getting plowed in every orifice on her body.
     
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    Lucky girl
     
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    LOL OMG Tell me this is a true story and not made up!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Just think, if you're the guy who calls her back after she shits on your seat, she's gonna think you're a true knight in shining armor for not judging her.
     
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    Or think he has some strange shart fetish
     
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