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The human centipede giveaway

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by slowlane, Jun 19, 2019.

  1. Sep 4, 2019 at 12:07 PM
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    This last bit in tiny font at the end of your post really tells the whole story.
     
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  2. Sep 4, 2019 at 12:16 PM
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    @Linewalker whats in my box? Anything sharp, flying/projectile, flammable, poisonous, or requiring appropriate lubrication? I want to make sure I have the necessary personal protective gear and lubricants on hand when my box arrives.
     
  3. Sep 4, 2019 at 2:00 PM
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    just take the same precautions you used when opening my box. That should protect you against most things.
     
  4. Sep 4, 2019 at 2:03 PM
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    Yes:thumbsup:

    EDIT: I just double-checked the box and there are several items that satisfy the above list. Heh...:anonymous:
     
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  5. Sep 4, 2019 at 4:16 PM
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    Yeah, that experience is precisely why I'm asking the question. I don't think being jovial and nude will do anything for me other than increase the enthusiasm I exude as I enter my demise... I'll just ask my wife to open it while I hide behind the couch.
     
  6. Sep 4, 2019 at 4:26 PM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  7. Sep 4, 2019 at 4:27 PM
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    Damn reading y'all's posts is making me think I need to wear all my PPE the military had ever issued me
     
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    This is Mopp 4.
     
  9. Sep 4, 2019 at 4:55 PM
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    Need is an understatement. Should check out our opening posts... many precautions were and should be taken.

    Might be worth hiring a neighbor kid to open it. One you don’t like that is.
     
  10. Sep 4, 2019 at 5:48 PM
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    The military? I thought you were in the Air Force...o_O
     
  11. Sep 4, 2019 at 5:55 PM
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    PPE? Im not in the military, so I'm going to pretend I dont know what that means and make obscene guesses...

    purple penis envy?
    projectile penis enhancement?
    poopy peee everywhere?
    preposterous pointless enjoyment? Yeah this is probably it.
     
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  12. Sep 4, 2019 at 5:57 PM
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    That sounds wet.
     
  13. Sep 4, 2019 at 6:03 PM
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    always buying? Gotta up the quality on your purchases. Get a higher grade silicone, treat yourself. Perhaps have a machine shop whip something up?
     
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  14. Sep 4, 2019 at 6:22 PM
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    Dude, your box opening post in round 1 was awesome. Box in the kitchen oven; paracord pulling open the oven door; digital thermo temps; some other bomb detonating wire shit...and a G'damn cat wearing a digital camo vest to boot.
     
  15. Sep 4, 2019 at 6:23 PM
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    It’s all about safety.
     
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  16. Sep 4, 2019 at 6:32 PM
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    Your opening better be better. Unless you hate America!
     
  17. Sep 4, 2019 at 6:49 PM
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    Shit. That's a tall order, but I accept.

    A camp fire with expired boat flares and tame deer...for starters....
     
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  18. Sep 4, 2019 at 6:52 PM
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    Fuck that just means my box better be worth opening. Pressures on
     
  19. Sep 4, 2019 at 6:57 PM
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    Fo sho the pressure is on...the contents of said box. :cheers:
     
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  20. Sep 4, 2019 at 7:12 PM
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    I'll just throw some playgirls in there and call it a day. I'm assuming you're the type to read the "articles".
     
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