50+ thread

Good morning and welcome to the best thread on TW. Good bunch of eggs on here. Now for the test. Go back to the first post on this thread read the test and post your answers. The thread elders will review and place you in the appropriate group. If you answer incorrectly, you may end up in the remedial 'team ketchup' group. You'll understand...

 

Hi Kevin. I have good days and not so good days. Giving it some time so we will see! Have a great Sunday!

 

FIFY

 

Welcome

 

Well that’s me
Have a good Sunday

 

Oh yeah...I forgot! Ok here goes:

1. What condiments do you prefer for your hot dogs? Think carefully! Onions and Mustard...sometimes relish..no ketchup!
2. What snack cakes Little Debbie’s, Hostess or Drake?! Little Debbie in my area
3. What is your preferred hardware for removing the younglings from the lawn? In the country but I’d use a hose in town
4. Dog or Cat? This is not a question about what is on the dinner menu! Dog man here!
5. Goat Porn? If I had net wire fence I’d have a few for the entertainment
6. Coffee or Tea? Those are your only choices! Coffee!
7. Bacon I used to be able to eat that!
8. Toilet paper rolls, over or under? Was scolded when I put it under
9. Daylight Savings good or bad? Bad bad bad!!!!
10. How do you like your steak cooked?medium rare sir!

 

Welcome Klaatu

 

So, I went to my cousin's 50th birthday party last night. They closed a restaurant just for the party. Must have set him back a bit. Loud as hell in there though. Party started a 6. It was almost 8 and we still hadn't had our main entrée. I yelled over to my BIL across the table that this kid can't be really 50 as we haven't ate and Vanna must be done prancing around on TV - I should be groggy in my recliner by now! He yelled back that he just said the same thing to the person sitting on his left.

 

Good Morning Folks

Today spotty rain high of 65.
I got my parking spot in the garage back yesterday. All cardboard and temporary work benches gone. But, I lose it again tomorrow. Getting 4 skids of wood pellets delivered. Gota get ready for winter. (Real Winter)

I was laughing so hard I started choking. Wife came running and asked what wrong. I pointed to my phone. She said, TW 50+,, shook her head and walked away.

 

Welcome

 

I can’t handle loud noises in a confined room anymore with the ringing in my ears. Instant migraine

 

Thanks all....

Heat Advisory here in Alabama today. Was 98 yesterday. Please send cool weather

Like MoneyMan I have bush hogging to do but down here my weeds are still going strong!

 

That was over here sitting on us. We should start cooling down after today. Maybe y’all will also

 

Welcome

 

@FishingPups is in Alabama also

 

I’ve experienced this.
Not fun at all..

 

Hope so....too hot to do much and got much to do!

 

All i can hear in crowded places is just background noise, like on the old Miracle Ear commercials.

 

Morning All ,
Morning @mac84 good job in the test when you're ready for your goats see @Kolunatic or if you want a beautiful Frenchton pup

Cypher