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The human centipede giveaway

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by slowlane, Jun 19, 2019.

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  1. Sep 8, 2019 at 1:01 AM
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    With the human centipede, I now picture this.
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  4. Sep 8, 2019 at 4:12 AM
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    USPS is saying Shane's package arrived yesterday.



    May he rest in pieces...
     
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  8. Sep 8, 2019 at 7:51 PM
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    We should start to see some boxes this weekend!!

     
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  9. Sep 8, 2019 at 7:55 PM
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    I'm still waiting for shit to show up:bored: then I can send out
     
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  10. Sep 8, 2019 at 7:57 PM
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    Keep it up and I might wait even longer to open mine!
     
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  11. Sep 8, 2019 at 8:02 PM
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    Shit I haven't even put my box together yet. I did send something to my ass eater to buy me more time. Haha.

    "Worst leader ever!"

    [​IMG]
     
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    Did you chip a tooth or bite your tongue or something? What did you do to it?!
     
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  13. Sep 8, 2019 at 8:14 PM
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    You mind your own god damned business.
     
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    Ass-eater is a real disease...stay strong and keep tight. Your eaten ass has our support...or had our support since it's been eaten away.

     
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    Haha so much of this could be interpreted many different ways.
     
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    Alright guys let’s do this!

    So I got the box on Saturday and everything started out just fine. It sat on my counter all nice and polite.

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    Then this morning everything changed... the fucking box MOVED!

    I suppose it could’ve been my wife or cat but like the old saying goes... Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... shame on me. Well I’m not one to get tricked by witchcraft... not again.

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    I took the box out and tried to drown it, sure enough my suspicions were confirmed. If it sinks, it goes to heaven.. if it floats, it’s surely a god damn witch.

    So I decided to take one from the history books and go the way of Rasputin. Only one way to kill a witch. Ok several but they all must be done.

    First I had to hang the box, there was a small struggle but I managed to get things under control.

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    Next it was disemboweled. I thought I heard it yell out freedom but it was pretty weak and I don’t speak Scottish so who really knows.

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    Next I took one out of the history books from the Korean War and pulled out the trust etool to behead this crafty bitch.

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    Alright... the final step. I had to be extremely careful with this step. If it’s not dead and I mess up, it could mean my soul. That I don’t take lightly... we only get one fucking soul, once you loose it or sell it, that’s it...

    Shit, no stake... time to improvise. Time to burn you evil bastard.

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    @USMC - Retired I’m not sure what kind of shit you tried to pull but I wasn’t fooled! I knew there was a rivalry with the Army, but witchcraft?! I expected better...

    Ok, time for the autopsy...

    Easy does it...

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    Alright... let’s see what’s inside!

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    A laundry bag?! I suppose you expect me to try and get out all your crayon stains?! Damn, this box is such bullshit!!
     
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