The human centipede giveaway

Damn someone is setting the bar pretty high on box opening. Cant wait to see the dirty underwear in that laundry bag.

 

Well here it is fellas! and fell-a, fellette?



Of course the @MESO sticker is always a win! What vet doesn’t love a rite in the rain note book and Chili Mac! Thats the best one! My wife will probably try to steal it. Stickers galore! Eye pro, ESS no less! Someone giving out old RFI issue?! Gloves! I needed a new pair, my last pair went to @killthehippies for proper disposal, they got a bit messy. A sweet ass battery tester!! That is my favorite and is already in the Taco! Last but not least, some frog lube. No @slowlane it’s not for fucking frogs you dog damn weirdo. They don’t need lube.

It’s for my 2nd Amendment rights damn it... and it already has a buddy!



Great box @USMC - Retired ! Not sure what that witch stuff was about but I suppose it could’ve happened enroute, or maybe you just wanted to see if a lowly Army guy was worthy of your package?! Ha! I am so worthy of that getting in that box of yours sir!

 

Setting the bar high?! I’m all about safety, said that last round. Unfortunately, not all threats are physical!

 

I can respect that especially a box from @USMC - Retired. Cant trust that guy! So did he send used underwear or not?

 

Not that I seen, but with that much methane worked into it... might’ve burned up?

 

You completely missed what everything was!

1. A USGI canvas bag, good for totin around the other stuff and doubles as a hood for more reluctant victims, err...make that participants
2. A set of gloves to protect your hands and identity, no fingerprints...
3. A MRE. Now one might think it would be for a snack during those long encounters but then you would be missing the main purpose. To keep the "participant" from having a bowl movement for 48 to 96 hours.
4. Two glow in the dark anal probes. Some folks call em chem lights.
5. Two tubes of Frog Lube to go with item 4 or for any other lubricant needs.
6. A battery tester to make sure your battery operated toy has lots of juice. I suppose you could check your truck battery with it as well.
7. A "Guns Save Lives" button to let your "participant" know they should have planned ahead.
8. Some assorted stickers in case you needto muffle any screaming.
9. A spare GoPro mount cleat in case you need one for filming your encounters.
10. Some ESS ballistic glasses to protect your eyes from... stuff
11. A rite in the rain notebook to keep track of your "adventures" without worry of it getting wet.
12. A patriotic magnet cause... MERICA!


I can't believe you were so for off...

 

Well played Sir. Well played indeed.

 

Sounds like he's ready for surprise butt sex stuff.

 

Love that the autopsy had the Y-Cut.

 

You sir are a pro at ether bunny shenanigans!

 

Upon entry, yes.

 

@mcm808 So I have most of the stuff I'm going to send. I'm going to the post office at lunch today to get the flat rate bo, and pack it all up. Should be ready to ship tomorrow or wednesday. Sorry for the delay, I've been busy this weekend getting my truck running.

 

no worries bro! I'm on a work trip this week anyways. what's up with the truck?

 

I'll definitely have it shipped by wed, I'm leaving for Canada on Friday, so it needs to go before that!

Been having issues with the brakes. I tore a line off roading 2 months ago, and Murphy's Law has been enforced very strictly while fixing it. I finally got it drive-able again this weekend, but the brakes don't feel like they should. I think air got into the ABS or MC. I'm currently debating buying an ABS auto-bleeding Scan Tool and trying that and re-bleeding/flushing the lines, or just taking it to my usual mechanic and letting him handle it.

 

Damn bro...hope all gets resolved soon

 

Thanks, I won't be able to actually finish it for another two weeks, since I'm out of town for about a week starting on Friday, which is a bummer, but at least I can drive it.

 

Damn! You gave away part of my package!

 

Received my box from @Gregw138 took it outside in case of any glitter bomb shenanigans.

On top was a letter about the package and part of it is delayed. A donation to the WWP (Wounded Warrior Project) pretty awesome!

Below that was a bag of decals to black out my Offroad rims! Will definitely put these to use. And some of those body panel clips you always break when removing grill/wheel well liners.


Next up some swag. Can never have too many coozies or stickers.



Very suspicious looking box.. there’s no way?

O BUT THERE IS!!!! Better than Christmas!!!!



Still trying to figure out the 3,583,267 centipede things in the box. They taste horrible and don’t insert into the brown starfish very easy.

 

Is it bad that I'm eating gummy bears.....

 

Yes. Also, I got post #2000!