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The human centipede giveaway

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by slowlane, Jun 19, 2019.

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  1. Sep 13, 2019 at 8:35 AM
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    At what point in this giveaway do we start pranking people and send singing telegrams?

    Round 3?
     
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  2. Sep 13, 2019 at 8:45 AM
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    Oh fuck.
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  4. Sep 13, 2019 at 8:56 AM
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    So far so good...

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    Something DANGEROUS! a stack of magnets. Better put a safety sticker on them just in case...
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    Ok this is better. Now they won’t get used incorrectly:
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    And last but not least a treat for the kids in the house who can’t read.
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    Thank you so much @broke_down

    That exact valve spring tool was in my Amazon shopping cart! The piston spring compressor will be put to good use when I start on my dream car project.

    The magnets will be ingested AND taken rectally, obviously.... or used for pranks at work.

    I am also so excited for the kids to come home from their dad’s on Monday. I will record the smallest female child consuming the testicle jerky and find a way to post it here.

    Fuck yes.

    Thanks!

    My post office lady looked at me quite strangely when I looked at the box and said “oh fuck. I know what this is. Make sure to wash your hands.”
     
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  5. Sep 13, 2019 at 9:01 AM
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    If we condone this I might send a bullet riddled singing telegram corpse in round 4.
     
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    Anal magnets FTW
     
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  7. Sep 13, 2019 at 9:04 AM
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    Oh god what did I just do.........
     
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  8. Sep 13, 2019 at 9:05 AM
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    FIFY

    Another awesome box in the books!
     
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  9. Sep 13, 2019 at 9:21 AM
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    I wasn't kidding when I said I put testicles in the box. I quite literally meant it. Enjoy.
     
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  10. Sep 13, 2019 at 9:22 AM
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    Im more into testicles and magnets... just my thoughts though.
     
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  11. Sep 13, 2019 at 9:24 AM
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    I think everyone puts on their adult panties and sends actual sex toys instead of all this show-boating nonsense. At least I had the balls, emphasis on had, to send some sex organs.

    Edit: please see @Kheiron 's opening of my box to appreciate where all the sass is coming from. And yes, I no longer have any testicles because I gave them away.
     
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  12. Sep 13, 2019 at 9:31 AM
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    Gave them away so a little girl can eat them.

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    Oh god, if she shares them with her little girl friends this will be fabulous.
     
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    I think its hilarious you are giving these to your kids. PS - the magnets are awesome for making door latches. If you drill a shallow hole in either side of a door frame, you can glues these things in nicely. I think a 3/4", or 7/8" bit is what I was using. My wife's cat loves to open doors and cupboards in the middle of the night and push shit into the kitchen. These things have worked miracles in terms of stopping this behavior.
     
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    Ask your boyfriend to take them out of his purse and give them back to you.

    ZING!!!
     
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    @Kheiron can you please take my balls out of your children's mouths and send them back to me. @slowlane thinks I need my balls back.
     
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    Haha. I would say the thread has taken a turn.....but this is par for the course.
     
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    I am just not looking forward to the smell.
     
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    So you can get your shit together!
     
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    The mystery/miracle of magmets.
     
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    Just rolling with the punches.
     
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