The human centipede giveaway

Did you make the jam yourself? What is the orange sticker you sent me? I have so many questions about what I got!

 

I did. Have you tried it yet? Don’t remember the year that batch was made but it should still be good lol. Orange sticker is the BlackDiamond rock climbing gear symbol.

 

I have not yet but I am looking forward to it, what color are the LED's and what were you going to use them for before?

 

The are a warm white. I bought a big spool and used them in my RTT and for other area lighting.

 

Sweet! thanks again man that was a great box! loved the Alabama sauces!

 

I received an epic box from @BlackPearl. It smelled of testosterone and did not disappoint when opened.


Immediately, you know this is gonna be good.



A bed time story......


Pre bedtime hydration....And we all know Bend, Oregon is making killer craft beer.


A collapsible hydration vessel. Perfect for under the covers.



A clitoral stimulation device. Most excellent.



Also a clitoral stimulation device.... (actually two of these, see big photo at the end)



To cut the restraints...........




Sex video...



Also to use under the covers, a light with a glow in the dark top...



For getting my John "Hannibal" Smith on.......A Cuban and an ARCH!! How cool is that?



An epic box, thank you so much @Black Pearl



Me now.........

 

@Rock Lobster what is that fancy math symbol on your white board?

 

Glad it all came threw. Hope it all gets good use under them covers

 

Our service tech was diagramming how to properly grease the particle accelerating shaft.

 

Package ships today. I lagged...but I really wanted to find the perfect thing, something that would make my friends life easier. And I found it.

 

Self lubing butt plug?

 

So no joke, we had some higher ups doing a lab tour this morning. I excused myself to go run and check that whiteboard, just to make sure that diagram wasn't actually on it

 

That is potentially a multi-million dollar idea.

 

damn... i've lived in Ventura county for years and did not know Patagonia was out here.

 

If you were bold enough you could’ve added it, instead you wussed out!

 

Uh oh...

 

Bazinga!

 

Here is the opening in its entirety.

@kaijac03

I'm trying. Theres something about this box that tells me I need more than scissors to open it. Stay tuned.....



Welp I tried to open it. Had to drive around to get some help. I guess I can show you what happened

They're normally helpful. Not this time.


So I went to the folks that actually help. They laughed. Fire dept.


So I went to the mormon church. They're a bunch of weirdos they would understand.


So I decided the only to open it is to use the taco.



Then....


AND THEN!!!!!


What in the hell is up with this box??

Foolish me this all I had to do to open the box.


Onto the goods. Some fancy paper.



Looking promising.



Toytec bag.



This will get put to good use.



Because theres never a damned light when you need one.

Patches because uhhh....patches duh!



These always get lost. Always good to have extras.



I'm always stealing pens from places.



And a shit ton of stickers. Time to sticker bomb something.



Great box!! @kaijac03 you are worthy of participating in round 3!

 

Nothing gets by this group !!

 

If it wasn't there, we would have photo shopped one in.