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The human centipede giveaway

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by slowlane, Jun 19, 2019.

  1. Sep 23, 2019 at 3:08 AM
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    Gregw138

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    Stun gun got his bees
     
  2. Sep 23, 2019 at 5:23 AM
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    Expecting mine to arrive soon. I'm gonna be out of town till Thursday so it will likely be here when I get back.
     
  3. Sep 23, 2019 at 5:44 AM
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  4. Sep 23, 2019 at 8:00 AM
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    @mcm808 has told me via PM that he received it, and the tracking information confirms that it was delivered, but he hasn't posted it up yet.
     
  5. Sep 23, 2019 at 10:29 AM
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    Shit.


    Some of what I sent you is going to go bad. You can still use it, but you’re gonna have to boil it.


    Why can’t you be like all the other old people and stay at home watching ice road truckers
     
  6. Sep 23, 2019 at 10:43 AM
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    Got bills to pay...
     
  7. Sep 23, 2019 at 10:44 AM
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    Like a SIR
     
  8. Sep 23, 2019 at 3:30 PM
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    Toss a few in there that I gave you.
     
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  9. Sep 23, 2019 at 4:44 PM
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  10. Sep 23, 2019 at 4:46 PM
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    slowlane

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  11. Sep 23, 2019 at 4:50 PM
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    Hah...shit. This is going to be interesting with my mailman.
     
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  12. Sep 23, 2019 at 4:53 PM
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    i got word from Mrs Gunns that the package from @stun gun arrived today. I told her to gently place it in a blast proof box, weigh it down with cinder blocks and sink it in the deep end of our pond with a retrieval float attached. That should keep her safe till I get home...
     
  13. Sep 23, 2019 at 4:54 PM
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    If you're lucky it might start a new chapter in your relationship.
     
  14. Sep 23, 2019 at 5:01 PM
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    All that’s going to do is contaminate your water. Sure you’re safe from a blast, but that’s only one threat. Biological are by far the scarier of the two.
     
  16. Sep 23, 2019 at 5:03 PM
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  17. Sep 23, 2019 at 5:18 PM
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    I was gonna say the mailman was in danger....
     
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  18. Sep 26, 2019 at 4:15 PM
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    Ok, I got home from my work trip, paddled out into the deep end of the pond and pulled up the blast chamber. Fortunately the seals held tight and we had no contamination of the pond. I removed the package from @stun gun and placed it in a remote section of the property for inspection prior to opening. I brought in Kasey the the wonder dog to inspect for explosives, drugs or bodily fluids. She approached carefully and gave it the sniff test:

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    Suddenly the package moved and Kasey and I both took evasive action!
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    I ordered the K9 support to stand down while I probed the package to see if the movement was just the package shifting on the uneven ground.
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    As I approached it moved again so I plunged my bayonet into the box in self defense.
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    It fought back so I unloaded my magazine into the box from point blank range. The box shuddered then moved no more.
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    I carried the now lifeless box into my bunker for closer inspection and opened it finding a completely undamaged Star Wars bag. What sort of Voodoo is this? How did it escape any damage from 20 rounds of .308 at point blank range?!
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    Opening the bag I find an assortment of goodies:
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    A nice Kershaw Cryo and a Inflation head, both good tools I can always put to use.
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    Next a BF-F8HP, how did Stungun know I have a Ham licence? I think I better check my security cameras for hacking...
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    Next is a canister of Microkote. Sweet!
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    A healthy stack of Suck My D$@# stickers...
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    And last but certainly not least a Snap-On screwdriver and pick set! SCORE!
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    @stun gun , any advice for removal of the voodoo curse associated with this package? The itching of the rash is getting worse and the dogs won't come near me because of the smell!
     
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  19. Sep 26, 2019 at 4:17 PM
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    stun gun

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    k so I lost the charger for that thing. But when I realized who I was sending to, I’m like “pfff this dude already has the charger. Probably got two”. If you don’t, I will Amazon one to you post haste. Cryos. Because it’s so good and so cheap that when you lose it, fuck it. I have a handful, and they always get worked. I always send anti seize with my packages. It’s a common sense courtesy.

    I’m super glad you figured out instinctively what SMD means. Also figured you would get that, since I commissioned those stickers for a Marine who signs off all his work orders with “SMD”.

    Love

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    Oh ask your doc about the curse. A z pack should cover it.
     
  20. Sep 26, 2019 at 4:24 PM
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    Fixed it for ya. Never can have too many handsets, we wear em out on range days!
     
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