Leases are for Idiots!!!

Well I made the thread just to link in another thread someone was spouting off in.

But yes. This did take off nicely.

 

Well, I’ve heard you’re not supposed to lease beer. So, you’re doing one better than OP.

 

Everyday is Friday if you want it to be my young padawan .

 

Leasing has a place. I am considering leasing a toy car. Something that depreciates relatively quickly, won't have a ton of miles put on it, and I am not interested in keeping out of warranty.

I am glad I bought my Tacoma. I will be paying it off in the morning, and will probably keep it for 5 more years.

 

I found myself staring at him for a minute and wondering how his shirt stays together .

 

Gotta respect a man with a beer in one hand and a clutch plate on the floor.

<edit>. Wait? Zoom to rotor.

 

A moment of silence for our respected brother.

 

What? You ONLY lease beer. No matter how much beer I drink, it always finds its way out again.

 

It was a smart choice for me. Just bought it out and will hang on to it for a long time.

 

what in tarnation is going on in here

 

The non-Friday response version:

Simple, leasing is for people who can’t afford to buy said leased vehicle (lower payments)... except for businesses, wherein lease vehicles have better tax advantages than outright purchased units.



The “this is Friday already” response version:

Damn iOS 13 update screwed up my calendar app... I didn’t know today was Friday.!?

 

It’s rotor and some tie rod ends and LCAs and a wheel speed sensor and bearings and hub and something else scattered around the garage... fucking whole front end on the girlfriend’s van.

 

Was in Moab a year ago. I made the mistake of not stocking up on alcohol before getting there. The one liquor store in town was closed due to someone driving through the front door. Grocery stores didn't have shit. One restauraunt was selling vodka they distilled. It was either that or rubbing alcohol from the drug store. It was a close call.

 

We’ll be up to 5% next month

 

Last time I was in SLC (two years ago) I was at a brew pub that had a wonderful 6.5% Imperial Stout.

I thought the Utah piss beer days were behind us.

 

You always got mouthwash or hand sani, bud.

Worked a cardiac arrest where a guy had hand sanitaizer pouches from the gas station bathrooms strapped to his wrists like spiderman’s net guns. It was the funniest shit ever.

 

Google -> search -> "how to Friday on Thursday" -> Results: 0.

 

Bars can do whatever % they want to in bottles, tap can only be 3.2% I believe, for a couple more weeks anyway

 

That stuff any good? I like the summer shandy.