"I sit down when I pee"

BAHAHAHAH... came across these on BFC.OT and had to share!

"So uh, I sit down when I pee.
I know what you’re thinking but there's nothin that crazy bout me.
Just takin a wizz, mind your own bizz,
Why is everybody always starin at me?
People usually are like, Are you sittin down?
Yeah man, I'm sittin down.
Then they’re all, and you're not makin brown?
I'm not makin brown.
Are you makin iced tea?
Just lemonade.
And… are you sittin down?
I'm sittin down!
If you really wanna know why I'm sittin strong,
I just can't stand touching my dong."
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"I stand when I pee
I stand when I poo
People always stare
They say "what the fuck's wrong with you?"

I'm afraid of the can, it's covered in germs
if I sit for a moment, i'll likely get worms

it's a mess when I miss
when I drop a load in my shorts
but at least I won't end up
with the genital warts..."
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"Thread is win twice
no pooping thrice
the forum can't handle this awesome
how nice

Ridgeape, Ductback
or whatever your name
I may have to try
this no going game

The bag may be messy
but I know it's all mine
I don't have to worry
about others behinds"
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"I sit when I pee
It brings me such glee
To not have to see
The toilet covered in wee

My hands I still buff
Without having touched my stuff
But I'll still eat her muff
Without it being cleaned well enough!"
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"I always sit when I pee
And when i make stool
Excepting those times
I pee in the pool







Then I stand."
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"I stand when I poo
Off of bridges for fun
That Merc looked brand-new
And now I must run"
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Chances are likely there are more to come....

 

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haha lmao thats funny!!!