Where are the “new” Innovative ideas?

He mostly just needs a few squirts of this:

 

His dad went wrong somewhere along the line... OTOH, it’s never too late.

 

ok well youre up first. And around here, we love with our mouths.

 

LMFAO...

 

That’s what I would make my child wear. A red shirt. That way my mind auto-targets and I can get 9 out of 10 jars of peanut butter center mass.

 

Picture of his mom.

 

meh, I’d hit it...

 

Note the lack of a father. I see a single cougar and a guy who used to be straight edge, until dad left, then he went full ape shit and got into industrial metal and body modification.

 

She’s got that Susan Sarandon from “the client” era look. +1

Can see her shitfaced and trying to land kisses on my freakin eyeball at 11pm on a Thursday at some rando sports bar. I was there for a hot wing dinner.

 

or maybe one too many “Dads” in and out of his life. Knowahtameen?

 

I can only assume there's a bifurcated penis too. I mean why not at that point? Look it up at your own peril.

 

Maybe we can hold him down while @SweetT uses his scout knife to cut some of that hardware shit out of his face.

 

Today I put mid tier gas. I guess you can say I’m working towards being fancy.

 

Nah.. buddy here strikes me more as a docking kinda guy. He looks like he's all about it actually.

 

You ungrateful little dork! I have been up since 3 am so I can work my ass off to provide you a basement to live in. Get a JOB!!!! And by the way, I’m not your real father. We lied to you all this time. Nerd

 

It’s hard to type when these rug rats on my school bus keep screaming.

 

The one in his ear looks like a toilet seat. I’d probably have a strong urge to crap on him.

 

I knew you looked familiar...

 

@Skymaster I hear rear disc brakes are popular

 

Not sure if it’s been answered yet... But we just ordered the Cadillac XT6 and it came with an option for the surround camera DVR.