Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

I could see that BUT the prostitute in this case is a cop so no prior trafficking possible.

 

Wouldnt that be likie buying moonshine from a bootlegger and getting charged with bootlegging, instead of buying untaxed alcohol?

To many "if's" involved I guess. Seems pretty fishy to me though.

 

Surprised this didn't happen in Florida. Snake owned by sheriff strangles woman? Hmmmm...maybe he did in Epstein.

Woman found dead with a python wrapped around her neck in a home with 140 snakes
https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/31/us/snake-python-death-trnd/index.html

(CNN) A woman was found dead with an 8-foot python snake wrapped around her neck, according to Indiana State Police.

The snake was a reticulated python, which is native to southeast Asia and is considered to be the longest snake in the world.
The Benton County dispatch in Oxford, Indiana, received a 911 call Wednesday night after Laura Hurst, 36, was found unresponsive.

Medics arrived and attempted life-saving measures on her but were unsuccessful.

Police say there were 140 snakes at the property, and that approximately 20 of the snakes belong to Hurst. According to police, Hurst frequented the property "about twice a week."

The home is owned by Benton County Sheriff Donald Munson, according to property records. Munson did not return a CNN call for comment Thursday afternoon.
Munson told the Lafayette Journal & Courier that Hurst's death was a "tragic accident" and that he was "being fully cooperative with everybody."

Indiana State Police Sgt. Kim Riley told CNN that no one lives in the home and that it had been renovated and set up specifically for the collection of snakes.

He said that Hurst was "apparently there checking on her snakes. For whatever reason, she apparently got the snake out and she was doing what people do with snakes."

Riley said that the snake may have caused Hurst's death and that an autopsy will be performed on Friday to provide an official cause of death.

 

House is owned by a county Sherriff, WTF?

 

Yet not the only WTF in the story. Seriously, how is this not Florida?

 

That ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuckssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

 

Which is what exactly... play fetch with it? ... WTF

 

I mean, to each their own, but I've never understood the appeal of a snake for a pet other than the "shock" value of watching it kill and eat something or scare friends with it. Kind of like a pet Tarantula.

It's not going to come when you call it, it's not going to warn you when someone tries to break in, it's not going to curl up with you (well, maybe so but not in a good way )

I used to date a girl who had a Nile monitor lizard for a "pet".

It would bite the crap out of you if you tried to hold it.

The only "appeal" it had was to drop a mouse in its run and get treated to a mini version of Jurassic Park.

Obviously some people like that kind of "pet", but not me.

Then again, some people like Tofu but not me.

It's OK though. I can afford to be closed-minded because I'm right.

Exactly.

 

yeah Ive never liked snakes. Much less "Own" one. I remember a buddy of mine had one in the dorms when we were in the military, which was a no-no. It bit him and he slammed it against the wall...LOL Plus they stink.

 

"Why is it illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?" - George Carlin

Caution - NSFW language

 

Exactly!

 

https://thereisnews.com/trapeze-artist-with-diarrhea-shits-on-23-people9999/?gangster

 

What a sh!t show that must have been!



yes I know it's satire but still funny...

 

And Epstein didn’t kill himself.

 

Maybe his pet python was visiting him?

 

William has a python?

Were you there?

 

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