Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Hey Doc,

"While you're at it, can I get it upgraded?" asked his wife.

 

So much for the old saying "I wouldn't f--k her with someone else's dick..."...

 

This is cool:

A Colombian cat is being hailed a hero after it saved a toddler from tumbling down a stairwell on October 31.
Video footage shows the moment a 1-year-old named Samuel begins to crawl across his nursery’s floor to the stairway. The cat, a Siamese breed named Gatubela, watches from her perch on the couch as the baby gets dangerously close to the open door.

Suddenly, Gatubela leaps from the couch and runs toward the child, placing her paws on his back and seemingly pushing him in the opposite direction. She continues to stand between him and the stairwell, and he eventually turns and crawls the other way.

The video was shared to a Facebook group called Fundación Gatos Bogotanos en Adopción (GABA) which is a cat rescue and adoption organization based in Bogotá.

“I present to you the hero of the week, catwoman you are a blessing,” the in Spanish read.

Siamese cats are known as highly intelligent, protective creatures that were reportedly given as gifts to the English consulate general in Bangkok from the King of Siam in the late 19th century.

Even though no one knows whether or not the legend is true, it is said that the felines were bred as temple guards to protect the monarch as he sat on his throne, according to the Hill’s Pet website.

The site read:

If anyone threatened the king, the cats would jump down from the pillars onto the individual. Between the size of the Siamese, their strength and their ability to jump down from a height, they would knock the person to the floor. If need be, they would scratch at the face of the person who thought he could harm the King of Siam.

Researchers at Oregon State University recently discovered that cats do in fact bond with humans, much like dogs.

“Like dogs, cats display social flexibility in regard to their attachments with humans,” said Kristyn Vitale, study author and researcher at the university’s Human-Animal Interaction Lab.

“The majority of cats are securely attached to their owner and use them as a source of security in a novel environment,” Vitale concluded.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=53&v=BcpEnpitzHw&feature=emb_logo

https://www.breitbart.com/latin-ame...cat-saves-toddler-falling-down-flight-stairs/

 

The amazing part is the typical Siamese woulda pushed the kid...

 

Well no shit Sherlock. I wonder how much time and money was spent on this 'research'.

 

Unfortunately, it wasn't a Diamondback Rattler





Lil Pump damn near became a snack for a slithering snake ... and it left him a bloody mess.

The rapper was shooting a music video Thursday night and the crew was handing off a snake to Lil Pump, who was sitting on some sort of stair-like throne. Then, it happened.

The snake, out of nowhere, whipped around and sunk its fangs into Pump's left hand. The scary moment was captured by podcast host Adam Grandmaison -- aka Adam22. You can see Pump flail as he extricates himself from the reptile. He then shows off the gnarly injury.

LP's left hand is covered in blood. And, if you look closely near the end of the vid ... it appears as if the snake's setting its sights on a second victim.

Good news for Lil Pump ... he doesn't seem that hurt, saying, "I just got bit by a snake WTF." He threw in a snake emoji on the caption and a few laughing ones before adding, "I can't f**k [with] no snakes. I hope I don't die."

Where are the Kings of Pain when ya need 'em?

 

Kanye says he may change his name to Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West.
https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/08/entertainment/kanye-west-genius-billionaire-trnd/index.html

How about "No One Gives a Shit What You Call Yourself, Your Wife is an Internet Whore West?"

 

That thing needs to be taken care of.

 

They have probably been feeding it. And who the hell is videoing it?!
Yotes around here are shot on sight.

 

Same here.

 

Agree, could be rabid.

 

there'd be a new door being installed if that was my house...or at minimum new glass! cuz Id shot that coyote through it.

 

I had a javelina try to do that once. Dispatched it mercifully. Animals that aren’t afraid of you are something you should be afraid of, and deal with quickly.

 

That's a pretty short clip.

The next 30 seconds may show something that offends PETA while making all of us say...