Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

No that wasn’t ......

 

what s sh!tty thing to do...

 

Woman Needs Her Ass Amputated:

https://madhousenews.com/2019/11/st...d-after-enhancing-it-with-illegal-injections/

 

And the Award for this years thanksgiving Cautionary tale goes to...

 

Might be appropriate for a BMW

 

It's a BMW.

For the purists, fires can only be extinguished with BMW (Bowel Movement Water).

When I had my highly modified Rx7 Turbo, it seemed that BMWs were always wanting to race.

Then it stood for Behind My Wankel.

 

My favorite picture from the explosion. Not mine, sucks but fitting. License plate

 

Were you able to go home yet to check your stuff?

 

It’s the same as when I left. My windows and doors blew out in the initial blast and I boarded it up. Nothing has happened since we left.

 

If it'll stay cool and you don't get any more rain, the humidity should not affect it too much. It's almost like you are in hurricane recovery mode. We will be praying for a quick repair and a speedy return. Good Luck!

 

Grandma jumps bad on intruder....






An 82-year-old award-winning female bodybuilder turned the tables -- literally -- on a home intruder and beat him so badly after he broke into her house that he had to be taken to the hospital.
Willie Murphy says she was getting ready for bed in her home in Rochester, New York, at around 11 p.m. when she heard pounding on her front door.
"[A man] was outside saying please call an ambulance because I’m sick, I’m sick," Murphy told ABC Rochester affiliate WHAM.
Murphy ended up calling police to get the man the help he requested but she didn’t let the man inside, which caused him to become angry, she said.
"I hear a loud noise, I’m thinking, 'what the heck was that,'" Murphy said. "The young man is in my home. He broke the door."
Murphy, who said she can deadlift 225 pounds and recently won a weightlifting competition earlier this year, was shocked but unperturbed.
"He picked the wrong house to break into," she said.
She grabbed the first thing she could -- a table. "I took that table and I went to working on him and guess what? The table broke!" she said.
The intruder immediately fell to the floor but the beat down didn’t stop there. "When he’s down I’m jumping on him," Murphy told WHAM, as she demonstrated how she stomped on him.
She then ran into the kitchen and grabbed a bottle of baby shampoo next to the phone where emergency dispatchers were still on the line.
"There’s a bottle of baby shampoo on the table," said Murphy. "I grab the shampoo and guess what? He is still on the ground. In his face. All over it. The whole thing. He’s trying to get up and he’s pulling and I got the broom and he’s pulling the broom and I’m hitting him, I’m hitting him with the broom, hitting him and guess what? He wants to get the heck out of there … I had really did a number on that man, I’m serious. I think he was happy when he went in the ambulance."
When police officers finally arrived a few minutes later, the suspect was apprehended and Murphy was applauded by the first responders.
"The officers that came wanted to go on my front porch and take selfies with me," she said. "I’m alone and I’m old but guess what? I’m tough."

 

just say no...

 

Ummm....

Ride the Bacon!

 

Until you have done it, don’t judge! —-Said my dog

 

It's a Bundy thing, you wouldn't understand - woah - Funniest thing I've seen in a while


Just in case someone doesn't get it

 

Can you fit 33s...

How do you use the fetch stick sexually?

 

104-Year-Old Wisconsin Mom Bags Her First Buck



A senior citizen brought home the prize of her life this week after a hunting trip with her son in Phillips, Wisconsin.

Bill Teeters said his 104-year-old mom, Florence, told him last year she wanted to get a hunting license. This week, she got her wish and accompanied him during a hunt on their land in Price County, according to NBC 15.

“I took mom out to the blind this year. I had a nice chair for her and it was nice and warm,” said Bill, who is the youngest of Florence’s five children.

“A little after 4 p.m., a buck shows up about 30 yards away. I tapped her on the knee and I pointed. She nodded and smiled and was real quiet. Then she took the shot!”

Florence is reportedly the oldest person to date to purchase a gun deer license and actually bag a deer, according to the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources (DNR) Go Wild database.

Bill said once his mom shot the buck, she could not stop screaming she was so excited. “I got a buck! I got a buck!” Florence exclaimed.

“She wanted to go hunting because she wanted to experience the part of being out in the stand with the boys,” Bill stated. “She likes the idea of being out in the woods.”

DNR Secretary-designee Preston D. Cole praised Florence’s excellent aim and said people should never underestimate someone because of their age.



https://www.breitbart.com/health/2019/11/30/104-year-old-wisconsin-mom-bags-her-first-buck/