A note to the Tool stealing thief in my neighborhood

You guys should be ashamed complaining about your tools missing then returning after a few days.
Hell, every time I get back from a business trip my beer is missing, my Bourbon bottles are half empty.
And my Little Debbie Cream Pies are all gone. Wife says she locks the doors every times she leaves.
I must have Houdini living in my neighborhood.
I do wish he'd quit eating my Little Debbie's in my bed though. Tired of it feeling sticky at night.

 

Throw a couple of these on and turn on the motion sensor.
https://www.amazon.com/Arlo-Pro-Wireless-Security-Rechargeable/dp/B075P84FH2/

 

Which one of you bastards stole my sanity??

 

It sounds like the sticky bed might not be coming from the Little Debbie’s.

 

Think not? What else could it be?

 

Sounds like your neighbor is named Jody.