Weiner bandit

kind of a dumb story but a guy I ran with in high school just made the Enid, OK news. He has charges of domestic abuse and home repair fraud. There was also a separate article about a man who “exposed his privates” (which to me sounds worse than pulled his weiner out) to a convenience store clerk. Turns out it was the same guy!

It’s weird that we used to be friends working on his pos trans am together and now he’s scamming people and surprising clerks with his willy. He got fat too. Drugs are bad, kids.

 

Sounds like how roughly half of my high school turned out... I know a few folks who I was really good buddies with back then who are complete degenerate fucktards now. Just be thankful you cut ties before the free fall, otherwise he'd be calling you to bail him out.

 

Yea, last month I saw a guy I graduated with got arrested for holding his girlfriend captive for several days. Meth played a part I’m sure.