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A nice long walk it terrible weather will do the trick. That’s my plan when I get dementia or something to that effect.

 

That sounds painful...

 

@El Duderino

We didn't keep Molly's ashes, so she was cremated en masse with a bunch of other pets. With Mandy, I was able to talk my parents into keeping the ashes. Mandy's cremains are in a wooden chest on top of the bookshelf in the family room...

 

Only for a bit. I won’t be a burden on my family physically, emotionally or financially. I don’t want my family to go broke paying to keep me alive so I can shit in my pants and drool.

 

I have my chow chows ashes. She was my first dog I was responsible for as an adult. Also the first animal I ever was emotionally attached to.

 

Starting my truck while it's parked in the garage and putting a playlist of my favorite songs on the radio sounds like a more pleasant way to go...

 

What's the dog that attacked the homeless guy in your house? Akita, right?

 

I honestly can careless what happens to me and my shit when I die. Put it out to the curb and write free for all I care.

 

One of my teachers in high school said to just shoot her if she ever lived into her nineties...

 

Chow chow.

 

That’s how I feel if I get to 80

 

Less regulated than a gun, and more fun than a burglar alarm...

 

Why? If I'm walking and driving when I'm 80 I want to keep living...

I hope I just go in my sleep, and then I want to donate my body to science...

If I don't do that then I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered in at least half a dozen predetermined locations.

 

I don’t want to live long enough to see my body fail me. I came in to this world in diapers. Now way in hell im leaving it in diapers

 

@El Duderino

Ever heard of Body Worlds?

 

But most people in my family in their sleep, at a relatively old age, and completely at random...

 

And actually you came into this world naked, then spent maybe two or three years in diapers...

 

@shakerhood

 

I wanted my boss to get one of these for Puck, as a warning to people who didn't tip...

 

There's actually some truth to this one...

I've never personally dealt with a mean parrot, but I've heard they can be nasty!