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Yummy! Thai is one of my fav, but trying to be good and cook at home more. Tonight I made stir fry playing around with some spicy gochujang I bought recently.

 

I would have bet there was a girl involved but I was thinking she smashed you with the mailbox.

 

Story time?? This might be a whole page. I'll delete if you guys want.

DICK DEEP IN SHIT WATER

We were 16 years old. Me and my road dog Drew. One Friday night we're drinking with these older girls (18). In a very dark park. Girls Super hot.

Drinking a 12 pack. All of a sudden we see the po po creeping up with the lights off. Just their orange lights that everyone recognizes. We all run for it. Drew and I hop a fence, girls stayed back. Cop hops the fence trying to chase us but we lose the cops. We are running through bushes next to a river bed. Helicopter circling. So running through the bushes I'm in front, I leap onto what I thought was a concrete valley...mid air Drew yells NOOO. I land dick deep in the most moss covered shit water ever. It looked like concrete. We had to run 3 miles down the riverbed and each step I took a loud *squeak* because my shoes and pants are drenched.

Some other poor guys got arrested walking down the river bed. Cops thought they were us.

 

Did you ever hook up with those girls?

 

I've shot many squirrels in the state forest.
Used to make squirrel pot pie.
It's a lot of trouble though to skin and clean squirrels.

I've also shot many in the back yard.
Not because of the acorns, but because they steal my apples.
One year there was a dry spell and they stole all my apples (because they were so thirsty, I presume).
Man, I shot a lot of them that year, I was so pissed.
It made no difference, there were just as many next year.

It's illegal, as my neighbors are technically too close.
I always shoot them when up a tree.
Here's the thing:
A single shot from a long barreled .22 rifle and people are like huh?
What was that? [shrugs]
But repeated gunfire...some old lady is calling the cops.
Even out here in Nowhereville.

 

I got to 2nd base. Drew got further. Dated them for a few weeks. Flavor of the week.

 

Nice story, we like those around here. Feel free to post more of them.

 

We're in an unincorporated part of the county and have a ground squirrel problem. We may have something pew pew mounted next to our sliding door for easy retrieval. Our neighbors are older and can't here, but they've also said they didn't care. Didn't want them freaking out with @Twizted looking like Rambo on our deck.

 

Idk if this has been said but there are two different bakeries. Little brownie - Samoa’s. ABC - caramel delights.

 

Duh. Did you not hear the dick deep in shit part?

 

meee! Is it that time again?

 

https://youtu.be/fbGkxcY7YFU

 

Doesn't matter when you're a teenager.

 

I kill mine with 1/4 sticks.. makes them think twice about diggin those f’n bulbs I planted

 

Thank you!!!




....and they ARE different!

 

We don't have many squirrels out here. I guess they don't like deez nutz. Hahahaha

 

Goodnight Whatever