Whatever

Really??? There’s someone in the group with more weird food tendencies than I?? Do tell!!!
Nope!!! Don’t like any marshmallows OR cereal.

 

I really like good food and you make good food. I can take one for the team. Wink wink.

 

Hi, mom. How was work?

 

That’s some good stuff too

 

Was off today. Didn’t you read I had shot in my eye yesterday?! Thought you read everything in here?

 

I don’t know what USAA is but if you get me drunk enough, who knows?

 

I know what it is.

can I get an in??

 

I don’t speak French and why are the marshmallows crunchy???
CUZ THEY’RE STALE!!
You’ve been very judgmental lately Mr Dean...

 

I also hate mushrooms, pickles, sardines.

I love pineapple on pizza, which is what I think @G8R_Taco was talking about me not being right in the head.

 

You want him to be insured before coming over??!! Brilliant!!

 

Been with USAA for over 30 years. None better.

 

They aren’t stale. They are the same as real marshmallows except they are missing water and a whipping aid.

 

Yeah...that’s why.

 

Goddammit dude stahp already!!!

 

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Swing and a miss!

 

My mind wanders....both kinky and painful. Hmmm.
Howyoufuckinknow?

 

What brand have you been trying?

I do. I temporarily got my days mixed up. Today has been long enough for 2 days.

In cooking, a consommé is a type of clear soup made from richly flavored stock, or bouillon that has been clarified, a process that uses egg whites to remove fat and sediment.

 

Pretty sure we need this list. I don't like cubed chicken if that helps you feel any better?

I could never own something that shiney. I'd scratch the fuck out of it.

I had a secondary foot surgery to take out the hardware. Best decision ever! I was constantly having to tape my foot because it would rub where it poked up under my skin. Ugh so painful.

 

AKA tetrasodium pyrophosphate. Boner killer