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Discussion in 'Military' started by wilcam47, Apr 12, 2018.

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  1. Feb 6, 2020 at 8:31 PM
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    SC2SC Likes Pineapple on Pizza

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    He spoke like a jack hole.
     
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  2. Feb 6, 2020 at 8:32 PM
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    One of my coworkers was a sniper in the Army; He'd put that jackass in his place!

    :infantry:
     
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  3. Feb 6, 2020 at 8:34 PM
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  4. Feb 6, 2020 at 8:40 PM
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    PennSilverTaco, Feb 6, 2020
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  5. Feb 6, 2020 at 8:43 PM
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  6. Feb 6, 2020 at 8:46 PM
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  7. Feb 6, 2020 at 8:47 PM
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  8. Feb 6, 2020 at 8:50 PM
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    That seems legit. Try working with Moldavian EOD... dudes were scary as shit.
     
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  9. Feb 6, 2020 at 8:51 PM
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    hoverlover Never pet a burning dog.

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    The safe word is...
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    ...There is no safe word.​
     
    hoverlover, Feb 6, 2020
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  10. Feb 6, 2020 at 8:52 PM
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    Aside from the digital camo uniform- this is the Army I was in.
    :oops:
     
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  11. Feb 6, 2020 at 8:53 PM
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    The best safeword that you can use is Meat Loaf, because it means that I would do anything for love, but I won't do that...
     
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    Thank you! I'll be here all week!

    DISCLAIMER: I got it from a meme :anonymous:
     
    PennSilverTaco, Feb 6, 2020
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  14. Feb 6, 2020 at 8:54 PM
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    :rofl: Good to go! :thumbsup:
     
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  15. Feb 6, 2020 at 8:56 PM
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    I'll allow it.

    Past favorites have been Oklahoma, jalapeno, and of course "safe word".
     
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    Maybe I'm sharing too much...

    :rolleyes:
     
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    Mine was always the same as the running password... “oh shit, oh shit, oh shit...”

    AF- A running password is a password you use while dismounted during passage of friendly lines while outside the wire and shit hits the fan.
     
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    In the video game Uncharted: A Thief's End, there's a scene where Nathan Drake is fighting with this beautiful female mercenary; She is wearing these dominatrix-like leather boots, and she steps on Nathan's chest to pin him to the ground. Nathan suddenly blurts out "Kumquat!" and the woman says "What?" Nathan's like "It's my safeword." The female merc did not have a sense of humor...
     
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    You lost them at running.
     
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    :facepalm:

    :rofl::boink:
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