yOuR pArKiNg LiGhTs ArE tO bRiGhT! What?

It’s not “minded”. Past-tense for mind is mound.
“She should have MOUND her own business”

 

Cause “sometimes you feel like a nut”...

 

You piece of shit. If I ever see you at a kids pizza party I'm going to beat you half to death with a beer mug. Shoulda mound your own business.

You have challenged me at my own child's pizza party. Prepare to die.

 

I'm not gould at this at alll. Ther was this grl at the barr the otha day. Mounded her realz goodz backs at my plase. She saids she donts wants two takls to me no more cuz I don finizhd to fast

 

He should have mounted her like nobody's business

 

This one time I was at Chile's and the waitress started to sass me for some Gahdamn reason or another.

Don't worry though. My wife and my Aunt were there to beat the shit out of her with a tire iron.

They're my ride or die bitches.

Emphasis on the die.

 

That waitress never should have said shit about your headlights.

 

“I mentioned something about his car or something, and then it just started raining ELBOWS up in this motherfucker”

 

I have a bumper sticker that says, “My Other Ride Is a Cat Lady” and I have a shirt that says on the back, “If you can read this, the cat lady fell off”

 

but just #bEcAuSeStoCKtOn.

 

My aunt went to jail for that. My aunt is dangerous person with a very short fuse.

its just evidence that it’s not worth trying rub your nose in someone’s else business.

My aunt was with kids that were 4-7 years old. You would think that she would hold back because of the youth. The woman approached my aunt about the noise the kids were making or something like that, and the lady ended up in the hospital. Was it worth it? My aunt did some time, but she isn’t going to the grave knowing she let someone treat her with disrespect.

 

Got any pictures of her?

 

You almost started sounding reasonable until the last part where you justified it

 

How exactly do you “rub your nose in someone’s else business?”

 

Oh yes. Jail is much better then not letting something get to you

 

Shut up blue stripe. Prison is cool.

 

bro I want to party with your aunt


She ruthless

 

Like this. *rubbin my nose in yours right now

 

Party? I want her to bear me a son.