How many bodies can a 3rd gen hold?

I live in Kirkland and expect to have to start hauling the dead away any day now. Don't want to overload the bed.

 

Stock suspension?

10

 

I would load no more than 6 bodies...

 

Short or long bed?

 

that there is a good question.

 

Just haul a woodchipper, it’s a lot easier.

 

I dunno, I'd worry about bones chipping my paint on the back of my cab.

 

Read the GVWR on your door jamb. That's total of everything. Truck, fuel, ambulatory driver/passengers and cargo.

Be sure to check for gold fillings.

 

Very good question. TRD Pro, so short bed.

 

I was thinking just spray it into the bushes. The local WA hippies would probably appreciate the fertilization of mother nature.

 

Weak Friday thread, imo

 

With a short bed I would just get a utility trailer. Best view in Washington is the state in your rear view mirror when you move away. Good luck and pray there isn’t a “safe injection site” near where you live or work.

 

You think WSDOT will be checking? I figure I can safely go a little over, but need to account for the occasional body in the road and such I'm sure.

 

Doubtful they'll check a civilian truck for weight. However, Tacoma suspensions are weak and performance is greatly restricted with excess weight.

If you have a lot of work, rent a Ford.

 

The thing is, I really do live in Kirkland and at this point Public Health has done shit. Tens of tests have been administered here.

 

I wish CoronaVirus was about zombies or something...

I could get behind that.

 

They are your government. Give 'em the boot.

I realize they are likely appointed by the city or county officials, so make it plain to them they are next in line.

 

Lmfao!

WA represent!