Whatever

4 yrs 55.5k here! About to be less if the mechanic can figure out the Honda cause I couldn’t! Once the shit stained DD is running, the truck only moves on the weekend or trips! I’m excited!

 

This is going to be a long story.

 

Bet it ends with a redhead...

 

Maybe 6 or so at this point and found out the infinite potential of a box of matches. Saturday morning. Supposed to be watching cartoons with my bros. Got bored as you mentioned so we went out to the side yard by the trash cans. Grabbed a big fat newspaper and lit that bitch up. Wasn’t long before I realized that I can’t keep holding this so what do I do?? The same fucking thing I usually do. I chuck it over the fence. A poor throw, wind shear and gravity dictated that this fireball lands in the neighbors garbage can. Fucking swish.
So we peer through the redwood slats and quickly realize that we ( I ) fucked up real bad. So what do we do? We run inside and sit in front of the cartoons on the TV like we shouldda been doing all along.
Well, about 6 feet of flaming fence later the cat is way outta the bag. Interrogated until confession. Got an extra helping of the whoop ass before that grounding.

 

Enjoying the peace and quiet after my company left.
Thanks for asking.

You know, some of these reprobates are gonna show up at your place one day.
[*cough, @Schwartz ]
Not sure if you're that generous or you think they'll never take you up on the invites.

 

No it was not. Close you almost got it @CrippledHo

 

My August schedule is cleared for pool time!

 

Either you have a problem with redheads or you have at least one big/good story about them.

 

Neither... my ex once violently woke me up cause she had a dream I cheated on her with a red head!

other than that the only explanation is @Sammie frightens me!

 

@OneGiraffe & @Twizted on an adventure?!

 

I know. I suck! From the very beginning. And I got more.

 

I remember putting one of those smoke bombs ( I think it was a blue one) in the mail box one time.




Also talking about setting shit on fire. This was around ‘97 to 2000 at our old house we had an above ground pool. It used one of the tarp style covers, Well it should hold rain water on top of it. my mom set a pizza box on the electric stove, (I’m sure you all see where this is going) The pizza box caches on fire and my mom runs out the door with it before throwing it onto the pool cover. It didn’t quite hit the water and set part of the cover on fire burning a huge ass hole it.

 

12 years, 98K on mine

 

As nice as it is to have company it’s always nice when they leave!


I’d be happy to have some TW peeps here honestly. We dig having people here to enjoy the house with us. No sense in having this giant place with everything that’s here for just us.
@Schwartz knows he’s leaving his truck as a security deposit. As for the rest, I’m not terribly worried.

 

I’ll leave it if I can take the mods with me!

 

I don’t have that! I’m over 3 yrs

 

I talked to @OneGiraffe this morning but haven’t seen @Twizted in a bit. No mention of any adventures.

 

NOPE! As is until I verify there’s no turds in my pool.