Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

It depends:

If its "bed" is lined with garlic and butter, it's probably a lot higher on the food scale than the pet side.

 

FIFY

 

If you are prepared, you are prepared, or you can wait in line, hoping to buy ammo and leaving with the beervirus.....

 

Butter and garlic.

 

How large are the tires on the TS050?

 

Here's my WTF of the day...due to all the hoarders, this is all I have left for hand sanitizer. I work in a school and we're shut down until March 30th. When I come back, that's all I have to protect myself from all the germs the kids and staff will bring with them. Thanks, a-holes.

 

FIFY

 

If you were local, Id offer ya a refill.

 

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Out of hand sanitizer? Try your local liquor store.
This sanitizes the mouth and throat too!

 

See if you have any nearby distilleries. A couple craft distillers here are making hand sanitizer and giving it out.

Also watch the stores. Stock is still flowing. I was able to buy a couple small bottles at Walmart yesterday - we've kinda been in a similar situation of not having much, so I didn't feel bad buying two 3oz bottles - one each for my wife and I to carry in our cars.

 

Fortunately, there are other options. And I have stuff in my medicine cabinet I could make my own with. I now have a month off and hopefully in a month there will be better stock in stores. But for now, even our suppliers can't get anything.

 

and... Vancouver Washington tryin' to get in on the game...

Woman discovers bar of soap she’s been washing her hands with for days is block of cheese

A WOMAN in the US has become the laughing stock of the internet after revealing she has spent the past few days mistakenly washing her hands with a block of cheese, rather than a bar of soap.

Miley from Vancouver, Washington thought she was doing her bit to stop the spread of coronavirus by thoroughly washing her hands with a bar of soap.

Unfortunately, she instead succeeded in spreading some rather mature looking cheddar on her hands over the course of several days.

Sharing her sorry tale on Reddit, Miley explained how the cheese ended up being mistaken for a bit of soap after it was left out of the fridge following a drunken late night snack.

Waking the next morning, she assumed that the lump was the remnants of a bar of soap. She also was keen to stress that she does actually keep a bar of yellow, unscented soap nearby for such use with the two evidently getting mixed up.

"Just realised my soap wasn’t working because it’s literally a block of cheese,” she wrote.

“I use a liquid soap for the dishes, bar soap like this is gentler on my hands after I do chores if that makes any sense [sic].”

“It was a couple days of 'Why isn’t this foaming?!'

"I come to realise it was a dried-out square of Tillamook sharp cheddar cheese.

“I suspect I left it out when I was intoxicated and just forgot.”





People were quick to comment on the major handwashing mishap and the most obvious question.

One asked “But that must mean...... have we been eating Mac&Soap the entire week??”

A second echoed those concerns: “Does that mean you put the soap in the fridge?”

While a third said: “To be fair to you it does look like a block of soap.”

 

LMFAO

 

Give her a break, she's new to this whole hand washing thing.

 

She's exactly why I can't live in the PNW anymore...

 

Ha. Cheese is usually the first thing I pull out of the fridge when I get up, or walk into the house. I wouldn't mistake it for soap.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/autos/arrest-made-mechanic-accused-destroying-182344134.html