Colorado B.S. Thread

Reminds me of being questioned for jury duty. The DA asked if anyone had kids, and I jumped in with something like "Yeah, and can't stand anyone else's."

Didn't get me outta jury duty.

 

That is a bummer


Anytime someone asks I say "not that I know of"

 

""""My kids are angels; obviously it's the other kids who are causing problems and making mine act out"""

 

I've heard more than one story of an unknown relative through these DNA tests (like through Ancestry)... I say no way, Jose to volunteering my DNA.

 

I typically set up a tent and projector with something like this, keeps most away, attracts a few, but keeps most out.

 

I'm really happy with this threads thumbnail right now.

 

https://twitter.com/Out_of_Spec/status/1241860956487135235

Look at all that droop! Almost like having a locking Differential

I like what Tesla is doing but come on.

 

I don't have a projector but my wife prefers that I don't bring any camp lanterns into the tent...

 

Well you can add Larimer county to the places getting shut down tomorrow

 

People have been asking how I am adjusting to WFH full time. it's great! More productive than usual and less stressful too without that pesky commute

oh, and my social life isn't all that interrupted

 

Now it's the whole state getting shut down at 6am tomorrow.

 

Yup through April 11.

 

You guys notice how beautiful and clear the mountains look lately??
Coming from Centennial the view is absolutely amazing, it hasn’t looked like this in years!!!!!
Maybe a virus scaring the shit out of people has its rewards!?!

 

am i the only one slightly aroused rn

 

I did check the traffic cameras and it seems unreal.

 

Sorry if it’s a repost... Apparently it was a high speed chase.

https://www.kktv.com/content/news/P...crashing-in-southwest-Colorado-569088751.html