Whatever

This^^^

 

Yo Jimmy! I like the unfiltered you. Never liked the word 'fecking' Let it rip brother!

 

It's in the High Potential class for those exceeding customer service standards. Advanced training and you go through simulations as well. One of these is not breaking the phone. I almost failed that one

 

Seriously, give us your store phone number. We can make every day a fucking adventure!

PS and killing customers is considered exceeding customer service standards???

 

Quick!
Say you hit your head
Crap
Dayum, hate to be you right now.

 

Oh hellll no. Next thing you know I'll answer the phone to an actual customer and yell horrible things
I would say it requires mild disciplinary action, but that's to be expected

 

Archer rules!!!

 

Dinnertime Im out
Later

 

Bob we could definitely be friends man.

 

This ^^^^^^^

 

I was once almost arrested by HD for climbing their stair ladder thing in the isle. I asked the worker to get it, he went up got a part and came down. He handed me the item and took off like a Kenyan being chased by a lion before I could even look at it. Of course it's the wrong one. So, I stand there looking like a idiot, pause and look up. The part I need is right next to the one I have in my hand, so I climb up and get what I need. I also went for a couple of other things as we were up north in Sacramento at the mil's house and some things needed repaired.
One of which was some sprinkler heads and I took one to match. I had that stuffed in my left pocket with my wifes car keys. In my right pocket I have a large jar containing roughly 1/2 oz. of weed ( which is not legal at this point in history). I am wearing Jean's and with both my pockets full, I looked like I was packing some serious meat. Right about this time I need to go to the restroom as the gurgling begins from all the shit food we ate on the way up there. I round the corner of the isle and start the long straightaway at the back of the store. As I quickly round the corner to the little boys room, I drop the orbital sander piece i got from going up the ladder to fix carl Lewis's mistake onto a pallet of items for sale. I finish destroying the bathroom, don't know how long it took and didn't care. I clean up and come out, pick up my part and continue on to the other departments and round up the items I need and match everything up and head to the register. I pay and everything seems good, I head for the exit and get about 200 feet outside the door when 2 guys start approaching me in an aggressive manner. I stop and weigh my options, not many really. By the time I turned back around the guy in front of me was already in my face with his hands reaching for my pockets. I stepped back and was all WTF! He then states he is HD security and they have me on tape stealing. Dude. You are fucking high here is my receipt and here is my bag of stuff. Check it!
What's that stuff in your pockets!?
Ummm. Broken Parts to match what I just purchased. They check my receipt and I show them a couple things in my pockets (not the big jar of weed) and they send me on my way. FHD!

 

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Dude you should edit immediately. @SRH definitely needs to be above @Schwartz and you forgot @The Blonde

 

Right???

I just knew I liked @JennJenn

 

You must've gone to one of the few stores that has asset protection. Most don't. Ours doesn't

 

Welp. He's definitely done for

 

I almost feel bad now.